Fan Fiction
School Situations
|
A |
---|
A. Martino, Please By Beck Jane and Daria throw a cheer up party for Mr. DeMartino |
Absentee By Jill Palmer Mayhem and mischief ensue when a new girl -- the spitting image of Fashion Club president Sandi Griffin -- arrives at Lawndale High. |
All's Weird That Ends Weird [Artwork] By EmpressEKV When Jane does set design for O'Neill's production of "Romeo and Juliet", hijinks, naturally, ensue. |
B |
---|
Band Aid By Admonisher When Daria and Jane join band (to get out of Ms. Morris' hated gym class), they expected a break from corruption. Boy, were they wrong. With Quinn and Co. involved, the school in chaos, and a rich grant up for grabs, Daria finds herself wrapped up in a showdown between politics and greed. |
The Band, The Sleeze, and the Flygirls By Moogus When Trent's band is in trouble, Jane and Daria offer to be flygirls, and Upchuck plays in the actual band. |
Best Years of Our Lives, Revisited [Artwork] By John Berry Trent re-enrolls in high school after discovering he never officially graduated. |
Brassed Off By The Unknown It's "Music in Our Schools Month," and various students are forced to take a music course for the big concert. |
C |
---|
Change the World (*) By The Angst Guy Mr. O'Neill asks his class to write inspirational essays--and comes to regret it when Daria Morgendorffer reads one entitled, "You, Too, Can Change the World." |
Chat Wars By Marjory Aldora Mr. O'Neill gives his class the assignment to go into a chat room and write about their experience there. |
Choice of a Skewed Generation By Rey Fox Ms. Li sells out to a cola company for advertising space at Lawndale High. Will Daria and Jane stand for it? (What do *you* think!) |
Citizen Jane By The Ranting Klown Jane runs for class president out of anger against the system. Meanwhile, Daria pulls the strings behind the Fashion Club's attempt to insert a puppet president. |
Clear and Present Daria By The Insomnia Kid A minor bust at Lawndale High leads to locker searches and suspensions as Ms. Li takes up the War Against Drugs. |
The Complete Idiot's Guide to... By William Gasarch The school tries to encourage reading, while Mystik Spiral debates a name change. |
Curse of the Misery Chick By Rey Fox Daria accidentally gets on the wrong bus and ends up at a Lawndale Lions playoff game on the other side of the state. Trouble once again befalls the team in Daria's presence, but this time, it backfires on her. |
D |
---|
Day By Sarah A small one-act story, wherein Daria does an assignment in the computer lab... or would, rather, if she didn't keep getting interrupted... |
Diary of a Lawndale Student By Bacner The diary of a Lawndale High student, covering a complete school year. |
E |
---|
The Education of Dumber-Than-A-Tree By John Berry Kevin is finally kicked off the team for his stupidity; guess who he gets to tutor him? Meanwhile, Quinn embarks on a quest to find the perfect name for herself after she finds out that "Quinn" is a unisex name. |
Egg-cept Responsability By Hash As a human development exercise for Ms. Barch's science class, Daria and Connor are forced to experience what it's like to be married for a week. But what they end up learning might not have anything to do with the assignment. And what was that about an egg? |
F |
---|
The Fascist Club By Thomas Mikkelsen Daria does an injured Jodie a favor and temporarily assumes the editorship of the Lawndale Lowdown. The job suddenly gets interesting when one particular interview crosses her desk... |
A Fashion Statement By Stephanie The Fashion Club makes drastic changes to Lawndale's school colors, upsetting Brittany. |
A Fate Worse Than Li By Queen Jossie Lawndale High has finally gotten rid of the tyrranical Ms. Li, and her replacement appears to be a marked improvement... at first. However, Daria and Jane quickly discover that the replacement is anything but, and they scheme to undo the damage. |
The Fear of Living Dangerously By Renfield Daria has to put up with the attentions of a new boy at Lawndale High. |
G |
---|
Geneological Exam By J Osako Today's assignment: "an oral presentation on your family tree." Little does Mr. O'Neill know what surprises lurk in Morgendorffer family's past. |
Genuine Imitation By Stephanie Daria is forced to be in a school play in which she has to portray her teachers. |
The Glory of Lawndale High By Dave Hines A new student shows up at Lawndale High, but he's not the same as the other students. How will Daria and company deal with a bully, especially when people in high places are protecting him? |
Goodbye Lawndale By Caitlin Duffy The final epic of Daria and Jane and their last days at Lawndale High. (Written before the series finale and "Is It College Yet?") |
Greenpieces By Kathrine Ritchie Lawndale High saves the planet... um, well, not really. |
Gunshot By Shea A teacher flipping out... a student sidekick... find out what would happen to Lawndale High if the Columbine High School shooting took an effect on the people of Lawndale, and how they would react to it. |
H |
---|
Heartbeat in Iambic By Dennis Sandi realizes something she never knew when she submits a poem to a magazine for publication. Set during and after the fifth season episode "The Story of D." |
Herroner By Paperpusher Ms. Li institutes a Student Court to allow transgressors the chance to be judged by their peers. Daria is chosen to be a judge... and her first case is Quinn, who was caught cheating. Disorder in the court! |
Historical Inevitability By Megaleus Jane, Daria, Upchuck, Kevin, and Brittany have to do a group project together for history. |
Hit Me With Your Best Shot By Mitch Sandi violently threatens Daria, who doesn't want to fight. |
Home Economic Misery By Mona Nobles Helen signs Daria up for a week-long home economics class at Lawndale High, and since misery loves company, Daria drags Jane along for the ride. |
Home on Deranged (*) By The Angst Guy The annual faculty-vs.-DJ competition at Lawndale High School gains a Wild West flavor when mechanical bull riding becomes the death-sport of choice. A third-season comedy script (before Tom), set during Daria's junior high-school year. |
I |
---|
I'm NOT a Cheerleader By NYDTQT Brittany's grades are dropping! She needs a favor, but who to ask? Could it be... Daria?? |
The Insubordinator By Daniel T. Dey Lawndale High gets a new kid, who's got a bad habit of talking back to the faculty. This trait proves to be quite admirable to many of the students, including Daria, as he tells off teachers like Ms. Barch, and Ms. Li. But where does his hostility come from? Will we find out when Daria is forced to tutor him by Mr. O'Neill? Meanwhile, Mystik Spiral is teaming up with a more successful ska band for a duet album. |
The IQ Test [Artwork] By William Gasarch The students take an IQ test, revealing that some things aren't quite as they appear to be. |
It's All About Respect By Brother Grimace Jake takes on a beautiful new client while Daria enrolls in a "special" seminar in school... and everyone around them is caught in the fallout of conspiracy, betrayal, and self-revelation. A multi-part fic. |
J |
---|
Jane for President By Caitlin Duffy When Jane starts riding the school campaign trail, the Lawndalians get frazzled. Can Daria save the day and pull Jane out of her obsessive route? |
Just Add Connor By Hash Daria and Jane befriend a new student at Lawndale High. But, after Daria spends a day with him, the old feud with Jane over Tom resurfaces. Will this new student tear apart Lawndale's strongest friendship? Or will our favorite cynics take him under their wings? |
K |
---|
The Kids Aren't Alright By Cassie Murphy Telephone taping, Ms. Li's unfinished homework, aliens, and Luigi... all add up to a reoccurrence of everybody's favorite rash! |
L |
---|
A Little Knowledge is a Dangerous Thing By Kristen Bealer Just another uneventful day at the LHS library. Aside from the ghost, that is. |
The Lock-In By Catie Powell Lawndale High has a voluntary (yeah, right) all night lock-in for all students. When they ask for chaperones, guess who gets roped in? |
Love's Labours Undone By Mystik Slacker The school puts on a Shakespeare play, and Quinn and Sandi vie for the lead role, Jane paints scenery, and Daria gets involved despite her better judgment. Third in a series, following "Breaking Strain" and "Strange Bedfellows." |
M |
---|
Moving the Goalposts By Kristen Bealer Sandi Griffin has a serious problem with her best friend. Set during the episode "The Misery Chick." |
N |
---|
The New Chick By Chick309@aol.com A new girl arrives at Lawndale High. |
No Bad Deed Goes Unrewarded By Kristen Bealer It's the final straw, and Mack has decided to give in to the darkness within. But can Evil Mack fight his destiny? A response to Captain Marbles's Iron Chef Challenge: Mack's Dark Side. |
Notes By Beth Daria and Jane's notes from english. |
P |
---|
P.roblem With E.xercising By Bobby Birks Daria, Jane, Brittany, and Kevin are all assigned to a makeup gym class with a brute of a teacher. |
Paper Cuts By Cedric Robert Daria accepts a position on the school newspaper, at Jodie's request, and uncovers a conspiracy involving possibly Mack and the football team. |
Patty Cake, Patty Cake, Bakers Damned By Naomi Daria and Jane have to prepare for a bakesale. They drag Trent and Jesse into it. |
The Physics of Drowning By fatora Daria and Jane have to make a boat. |
Politics and Other Tricks By Eric Noss Jodie, Brittany, and Kevin face off for sophomore class president, a student teacher takes over for Mr. O'Neill, and Daria and Jane meet the guy who's really in charge of the school system. |
Possess Me By Tamzin Buchan and Catherine Desimer Daria is made to see a school counselor when she writes a disturbing poem. Meanwhile, Kevin and Brittany think that Trent is possessed. |
Power Behind the Pantsuit By Queen Jossie Ms. Li finally goes too far when planning a school event, and ends up putting her job and all of Lawndale High at stake. |
The Prom By Jeff Cuscutis Daria goes to the Prom. Set during her senior year. Some sisterly bonding. |
Q |
---|
Quinn of Hearts By Kristen Bealer While Daria and Jane struggle to find a new after-school hangout, Quinn struggles with the frustratingly stupid Fashion Club and her own frustratingly intelligent brain while working on a school project. |
The Quiz Kids are Alright By Acrobat When Ms. Li sells Lawndale out again, this time to game-show recruiters, Daria accidentally lands a spot on "Quiz Kids 2000." |
R |
---|
Raven vs. Ms. Barch By Alexander Lamar Eldritch Ms. Barch says the wrong thing to Raven, leading to a showdown. |
Repairs By Bacner Ms. Li gets the LHS staff to fix up her newest acquisition. |
S |
---|
Sacked Out By Arianwen P.F. Everett Daria and Jane must manage two baby dolls from hell for a school project in parenting. |
Satura Tota Nostra Est By Daniel Suni When Daria, of all people, is caught cheating, Ms. Li decides to take advantage of the situation, and Daria finds herself *really* stuck between a rock and a hard place. (And if you want to find out what the title means, you'll have to read the story!) |
Save the Nauga's Hide By Greystar A short story where Kevin finds out the horrible truth about his favorite sport. (Actually, an Iron Chef fic with the theme of "messing with the mind.") |
Science Fare [Artwork] By Admonisher Witness the "Upchuck 2000!" Watch as Kevin tackles relativity! Marvel at the wonders of the "Perfuminator!" Tremble in fear at "The Thing from Trent's Closet!!!" And see what happens when the Fashion Club takes over the annual Lawndale Science Fair. You've been warned! |
See Jane Spike (*) By The Angst Guy Daria, Jane, and the Fashion Club find themselves on opposing teams in a nasty session of volleyball--a first-season sequel, of sorts, to the opening scenes from every episode in which Daria screws up the game for Stacy and Tiffany. |
Sexual Education By Alan Markowitz Daria and Jane take a sexual education class taught by Mr. DeMartino. |
Shoot, Damn You, Shoot! By Robert Nowall It's Picture Day at Lawndale High, where alphabetical order makes for strange bedfellows. |
Smackdown By Galen Hardesty Ms. Li's spying backfires as Daria and Jane decide to take back the restroom. |
Spelling It Out By Richard Lobinske After winning the class spelling bee, Mr. O'Neill enters Daria in the school competition, which could lead to regional and/or state. When she accidentally wins the school competition, she finds herself in the uncomfortable position of representing Lawndale at regional. |
The Strange Loves of Anthony DeMartino By Robert Nowall Another year has gone by at Lawndale High, and saying goodbye proves particularly hard for one of the teachers and one of the students... |
Survivor By Steph For a school news segment, six randomly chosen Lawndale High students have to participate in a "Survivor"-type game. Daria finds herself one of the chosen, and is marooned in the school gym for three days with five other survivors. Who will emerge the victor? |
Swing Happy By Prindora Daria and Jane's gym class learns to square dance. |
T |
---|
The Ted Zone We first met Ted in "The New Kid," but then he disappeared almost entirely from the show. Two seasons later, he got one line in a single episode that confirmed he was still attending Lawndale High. What the hell was he doing during all that time? Let's find out. |
Temple of Gloom By Mystik Slacker Ms Li has a secret. A student goes missing. Human sacrifice in Lawndale? Daria and Jane explore a tomb. What does this have to do with high school? More than you'd think. |
Thoughts During a Boring Speech By D.W.I. Daria's thoughts during Ms. Li's incredibly long, incredibly boring graduation speech. |
Three Prommed Attack By Acrobat Prom season at Lawndale! Quinn conducts a date audit, Jane gets some crafty ideas, and Daria becomes a conscientious objector. |
Three Prommed Attack 2: Atomic Prom By Acrobat The sequel to "Three Prommed Attack." At the Lawndale Prom, the J's have hooked up with the Fashion Club, Quinn is stuck with Upchuck, Ms. Li's on a security rampage, and the decor is unspeakable. Will they get through the Prom alive? |
Trophy Chasers By Crusading_Saint When a Lawndale High trophy is stolen, Mack and Kevin are told to go retrieve it. But can they do it without killing each other first? |
Turnabout Confusion By Dennis A heated argument leads the Sisters Morgendorffer to walk a week in each others' shoes. Will anything be left of Lawndale High when they're done? |
U |
---|
Uniformity By Mona Nobles When Ms. Li threatens the school with uniforms, the students rebel. |
Until You've Crossed By ticknart Jane and Tom celebrate prom. |
W |
---|
What's With Their Eyes? By Alexander Lamar Eldritch The story of Raven and Rebecca's first day of school at Lawndale High. |
Why? By Kristen Bealer Kevin seeks the answer to a vitally important question. |
Winter in Hell (*) By The Angst Guy Two cynical outcasts, seniors at Lawndale High School and the best of friends, struggle through another difficult day. |
Wry Hard By Crusading_Saint One lazy Saturday afternoon, strange events begin to plague Lawndale High, including... a return from the dead? |
Y |
---|
Yes, Mr. D, There Is an MLKJR Day By ticknart One Friday in January, Mr. DeMartino asks his class why the next Monday is a holiday. |
The Young and the Brainless By Pat Leland Ms. Li tries to solve an enrollment problem by having middle school students visit Lawndale High, with mixed results. |