Fan Fiction


Sometimes an adventure just can't be bound to a single story. Here's where you'll find tales ranging from simple multi-part stories to epic series that would take days to read (but would be worth every minute!).


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Abruptly Amy (The Spinoff That Was) (*)
By Various Authors
Category: Crossovers & Parodies

A series of stories that details the life of Amy Barksdale in her own TV series. Wait... you mean you've never heard of "Abruptly Amy"? Well, read on and find out... if you dare...
All My Children [Artwork]
By Thea Zara and Deref
Category: Past & Future

An ambitious series that chronicles the years leading up to the TV series. Focusing on the early lives of Jake and Helen Morgendorffer and Amanda and Vincent Lane, it interweaves the known tidbits of their early lives into a sprawling journey from the turbulent 1960s to the present day.
The Alter-Ego Chronicles
By The Excellent S
Category: Past & Future

The end credits of "Is It College Yet?" showcased hilarious scenarios for the characters' futures... but what if their lives really DID turn out that way? Set in the year 2010, this collection of stories looks at these strange futures, and examines how the characters ended up that way and how they've managed to either embrace or reject them.
Apocalyptic Daria
By Doggieboy
Category: Miscellaneous

It's the end of the world as Daria and Jane know it, but they're far from feeling fine. An epic multi-part tale that depicts the days and weeks after a global thermonuclear war, and how the two amigas struggle to survive as the threads of civilization unravel around them.

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Back to the Future, Again! [Artwork]
By Milo Minderbinder
Category: Crossovers & Parodies

A parody of the "Back to the Future" trilogy, with Daria and Aunt Amy filling in for Marty McFly and Doc Brown. As in the movies, a not-so-simple trip to the past becomes a frantic journey across the space/time continuum to repair the fabric of history, with much hilarity and plenty of hijinks along the way.
Barely Tales
By Kemical Reaxion
Category: Crossovers & Parodies

Fairy tales. We've all heard them... but not like this!
Brush Strokes: The Adventures of Jane Lane
By Erin Mills
Category: Past & Future

It's an overseas adventure when Jane Lane, artiste extraordinare, starts attending London's prestigious Von Knippling Academy of Art. (Note that these stories were written before "Is It College Yet?", which explains why Jane isn't attending Boston Fine Arts College.)

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Celebrity Jeopardy: Daria Edition
By Derek
Category: Crossovers & Parodies

In the grand tradition of "Saturday Night Live" comes this wacky series of parodies of the celebrity editions of the venerable game show "Jeopardy!", this time starring characters from "Daria" and various personalities in "Daria" fandom. (Each episode is co-written by various guest authors.)
The Chris Series [Artwork]
By MFC
Category: Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Horror

A new kid named Chris arrives in Lawndale, and trouble soon follows. Daria, Jane, and Quinn join forces with him, and soon find that he's not exactly what he seems.
The Cynic, The Fashionista, and The Jackass
By Doggieboy
Category: Crossovers & Parodies

A crossover western parody about a search for gold, with three of the most unlikely partners in the title roles.
A Cynical Guide to the Galaxy
By Jill Palmer
Category: Crossovers & Parodies

It's not what you expect... no, wait, it *is* what you expect: a take-off of Douglas Adams' wild and weird sci-fi novel series, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy."
Cynical Symphonies
By Ranger Thorne
Category: Crossovers & Parodies

Daria Morgenbunny and her friend, Jane "Rabbit" Lane, have all manner of wacky adventures in this series of stories, a parody of the Warner Brothers "Merrie Melodies" and "Looney Tunes" cartoons.

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Daria - The Next Chapter
By Di
Category: Past & Future

The new adventures of Daria and Jane, set over six years after the series (post-college).
Daria 2010
By Robert Nowall
Category: Past & Future

A series set ten years after Daria's graduation from Lawndale High, where life for her and others has gone in directions that none of them ever imagined.
The Daria Chronicles
By Erin Mills
Category: Past & Future

Follow the adventures of our favorite "misery chick" as she adjusts to life at Willmore University. (Note that these stories were written before "Is It College Yet?", which explains why Daria isn't attending Raft College.)
The Daria Multiverse
By Various Authors
Category: Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Horror

A collection of stories that cross the various Daria multiverses. Includes all stories from the Daylight, Judith Strikes!, Legion of Lawndale Heroes, Shining Star, and Tales of the Ringbearers shared universes.
Daria the Hoosier
By Doggieboy
Category: Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Horror

During the events of the episode "Daria!," Daria Morgendorffer suddenly finds herself taken from the Lawndale of her time and deposited in the Indiana of 1979. She must find a way to get back home while at the same time find help getting there.
Daria Von Doom [Artwork]
By Richard Lobinske
Category: Crossovers & Parodies

Daria's invitation to study overseas during the summer break before her senior year leads her to discover her true parentage as the biological daughter of (and successor to) the infamous Dr. Victor Von Doom. An alternate to "Is It Fall Yet?" and a crossover with the Marvel comics universe.
Daria's Web
By Ranger Thorne
Category: Crossovers & Parodies

After being accidentally bitten by a geneticaly engineered spider, Daria acquires the strength and powers of a spider. On the run from the law, Daria tries to clear her name while fighting crime and searching for her best friend. A crossover with the Marvel comics universe, particularly "Spider-Man" and "X-Men" (both the comics and the films).
Daria/Dorian
By Di
Category: Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Horror

Because of an ancient family curse, Daria is turned into a guy: Dorian Morgendorffer. How does he/she and everyone around them adjust and handle the change? Series starts between seasons 3 and 4, and is a response to the Iron Chef Challenge: "Genderbend wha!?"
Daria/Star Wars
By Ranger Thorne
Category: Crossovers & Parodies

In this epic crossover series, Daria, Jane, and others from Lawndale High are pulled through a spatial rift and end up in a galaxy far, far away. As Daria, Jane, and Jodie become a part of the Jedi Order, Quinn falls under the spell of the Sith and is transformed into an agent of evil.
Daria: Hunter
By Roland "Jim" Lowery
Category: Alternate History

In this sci-fi alternate history series, Daria and Jane are friends who eke out a living as bounty hunters in 22nd Century Lawndale City. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it...
Daria: The College Years
By Sailor Danielle
Category: Past & Future

Follow the adventures of Daria, Jane, and Tom, as well as other Lawndale High graduates, as they deal with a strange new universe called "college."
Daria: The OAVs [Artwork]
By Peter Guerin
Category: Miscellaneous

A series of stories set in Peter's Dariaverse, one filled with anime references and weird crossovers (ranging from anime to classic American TV shows).
A Day on the Sick, Sad Job
By abe
Category: Past & Future

Daria and Jane have recently been hired at "Sick, Sad World." Let the madness begin.
Daylight
By Various Authors
Category: Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Horror

For unknown reasons and with little warning, the Sun has destabilized and has become hotter and highly eruptive, with profound consequences for human civilization (to say nothing of the rest of Earth's biosphere). This collection of stories, set in various Dariaverses, tells how our well-known Lawndale denizens cope with the first Coronal Mass Ejection event -- "Zero Hour" -- and how it has forever changed life in and around Earth.
The DF Continuum [Artwork]
By Steven Galloway
Category: Alternate History

What if Daria and Quinn had a brother they never knew existed? That's the premise behind this intriguing series, filled with revelations, confrontations, and all sorts of behind-the-scenes plots and intrigues.
Diane's Daria Continuum [Artwork]
By Diane Long
Category: Romance

A healthy dose of drama infuses this series of stories that focuses on Daria and Trent's romance, from its beginnings during Daria's high school days to many years into the future.
Don't Call Him "Hearing Impaired"
By J
Category: Miscellaneous

A new family moves to Lawndale, and Damien (who's deaf) begins life at Lawndale High, aided by his "personal interpreter," Daria. Set during Daria's senior year.
The Driven Wild Universe [Artwork]
By Kara Wild
Category: Miscellaneous

Kara's "Daria" continuum, set mostly before the end of Season 4, which focuses more on relationship issues and "what makes the characters tick."

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Electronic Alchemy
By The Alchemist
Category: Miscellaneous

A series of stories set in lieu of the official Season 5, continuing the lives of the characters post-"Is It Fall Yet?".

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Falling Into College [Artwork]
By Richard Lobinske
Category: Past & Future

Picking up where "The Last Summer" left off, Daria and Jane (and, eventually, Quinn) struggle to adapt to college life. Along the way, they make new friends and discover new opportunities (and, as usual, find new ways to cause their own unique brand of mischief).
The First Summer
By Richard Lobinske
Category: Miscellaneous

Daria experiences her first summer in Lawndale. The good news is that she now has a friend to spend it with. The bad news is that Helen and Jake are still her parents, which means that the odds of getting through the summer unscathed are pretty low. Set between seasons two and three.
friends (more than)
By Roland "Jim" Lowery
Category: Romance

In this post-canon series, Daria and Jane (as well as others) embark on a different kind of relationship.

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Girls Together Sarcasticaly
By Dennis
Category: Past & Future

Daria's in Boston and in a band with some familiar faces, some expected and some surprising.
God Save the Esteem
By Charles RB
Category: Alternate History

October 2010, and the hardcore punk Morgendorffers are descending on Lawndale: Hellion, Jake the Snake, Killer Quinn, and... Daria, the one who refuses to rebel properly. Can an armor of sarcasm get Daria through headbutt-filled family life and Lawndale High School? Heck no!
The Great And The Good
By ognawk
Category: Alternate History

After getting tired of dating girls who seem to be more interested in his status than in him as a person, Tom Sloane and his best friend go to a grunge club in Lawndale, where he meets an interesting artist who he starts dating. However, one of the girls he dated previously has fallen for him and is determined to get back with him.
The Griffin Variations
By Dennis
Category: Miscellaneous

A series of unrelated ficlets focusing on Sandi Griffin, her family, and the relationships among them and the rest of Lawndale.

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The Heather/Damsel Chronicles
By NightGoblyn
Category: Past & Future

The adventures of Heather and Damsel, twin teenage daughters of successful author Daria Morgendorffer, as they all adjust to their new life in Daria's old stomping ground: Lawndale.
Hell Is To Follow
By MFC
Category: Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Horror

More adventures with Chris and the Lawndale gang. Set one month after the events in "Live the Movies."

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It's All About Respect
By Brother Grimace
Category: School Situations

Jake takes on a beautiful new client while Daria enrolls in a "special" seminar in school... and everyone around them is caught in the fallout of conspiracy, betrayal, and self-revelation. A multi-part fic.
It's Eureka, Daria
By Richard Lobinske
Category: Crossovers & Parodies

When Helen accepts a better offer from Global Dynamics, the Morgendorffers move to Eureka, a town in Oregon where strange is commonplace and life is often upside-down (sometimes literally). A crossover with the SyFy TV series "Eureka."
The IvG Continuum
By Invisigoth Gypsy
Category: Romance

The classic collection of stories by one of Daria fandom's original fanfic authors, the one who literally wrote the book on "shipper" fanfic.

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Jacob Morgendorffer, Esq.
By CAP
Category: Alternate History

In this alternate history series based on a PPMB Iron Chef challenge, the history of Jake Morgendorffer is subtly altered when he decides to become a lawyer instead of a marketing consultant.
John Lane [Artwork]
By Richard Lobinske
Category: Alternate History

A gender-bending alternate history series that explores how things might have been if Vincent and Amanda Lane's youngest child had been a boy.
Jormungandr (*)
By The Angst Guy
Category: Crossovers & Parodies

When the unlikeliest group of heroes imaginable encounters the unlikeliest alliance of evil, it's winner take all--with the entire world at stake. An epic crossover with "Beavis and Butt-head" and "The Head."
Judith Strikes!
By Various Authors
Category: Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Horror

In this series, an alternate universe version of Daria, Judith, travels from world to world in search of information and artifacts related to cross-dimensional travel... and leaves a vast amount of corpses behind. Completely sociopathic and armed to the teeth with a variety of high-tech & magical weaponry, her secondary objective is to cause as much pain & suffering to the multiverse's Daria's as possible.

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Lane Change
By Ranger Thorne
Category: Crossovers & Parodies

The epic tale of time traveller Daria Morgendorffer and the Last Great Time War. Based on the BBC TV series "Doctor Who" (specifically, the 2005 revival) and stories by Yuri Daoren and Galen Hardesty.
The Last Summer [Artwork]
By Richard Lobinske
Category: Past & Future

High school graduation has come and gone, and college looms in the fall. What's in store for Daria during her last summer in Lawndale? Set after the events of "Is It College Yet?".
Lawndale and Sandi Griffin's Genie
By cfardell_Brenorenz29
Category: Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Horror

When Sandi Griffin discovers a genie, she unwittingly sets in motion a chain of events that will change Lawndale as she knows it.
Lawndale Fair [Artwork]
By Warpedkjh13
Category: Miscellaneous

Things get pretty crazy when Daria, Jane, and Tom decide to visit the Lawndale High fair.
Lawndale's Finest: The Last Daughter of Krypton
By NightGoblyn
Category: Crossovers & Parodies

Even the Earth's mightiest heroes had to grow up, and life as a teenager is hard enough without super powers, strange allergies, and mysterious enemies. At age sixteen, the Girl of Tomorrow learns of her unearthly heritage and must come to terms with her true past while juggling loyalties both new and old.
Legacy
By getrealordie187
Category: Alternate History

What if Daria had been sent to Buxton Ridge Military Academy? Featuring love, intrigue, angst, and flashbacks to Daria's time in school.
Legion of Lawndale Heroes
By Various Authors
Category: Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Horror

In this sci-fi/alternate universe series, the major characters of "Daria" have acquired superpowers and are convinced (or manipulated) into forming "the Legion," in order to combat threats on Earth (and beyond).
Let's Be In Love
By Wouter Jaegers
Category: Romance

What happens when Quinn and Stacy take their friendship to a completely new level?
Link
By Warpedkjh13
Category: Miscellaneous

A "spin-off" series of sorts that explores the character of Link, the troubled boy from "Is It Fall Yet?".
A Little Vacataion
By Doggieboy
Category: Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Horror

Zombies, teleportation, alternate realities, and let's not forget the requisite mad scientist, all of which combine to create one of the most horrific adventures Daria has ever been on in this multi-part story. (A "Tales of the Ringbearers" story.)
Living Dead Girls
By psychotol
Category: Miscellaneous

Vampires, demons, witches, slayers, watchers, and Generally Evil Things. It's all in a day's work for Daria and newly minted vampire Jane after encountering Buffy, Angel, and their friends (and enemies) in this series crossover with "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Angel."

Note: This story includes content (language, violence, or sexual situations) that may not be appropriate for some readers.
The Longest Year
By Greystar
Category: Miscellaneous

A completely unexpected turn of events puts a whole new dynamic into Daria's senior year at Lawndale High, and puts her relationship with Tom into a whole new light.
The Look-Alike Series [Artwork]
By Canadibrit and Ben Yee
Category: Miscellaneous

The adventures of Daria & Company after a new girl moves to Lawndale... one who bears an eerie resemblance to Daria. An epic series that has more twists and turns than a winding mountain road.
The Lost Seasons [Artwork]
By C.E. Forman
Category: Miscellaneous

A series written by one of the veterans of "Daria" fanfic. Set mostly during the show's second and third seasons, this series closely follows the parameters of the show itself, with only minor variations.
The Love's Labours Trilogy
By E.A. Smith
Category: Romance

Can Daria overcome the demons of her past to keep a relationship in the present?

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Morte La Montreal
By wierdgrrl
Category: Miscellaneous

A school field trip to Montreal, Canada, involves more than just the students, and produces more than the usual amount of hijinks.
A Mother's Love [Artwork]
By Richard Lobinske
Category: Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Horror

A mother's love can make all the difference in more than just one world. Daria finds this out first-hand when a simple retreat from the pressures of her everyday life finds her caring for three rather unusual children, leading to an adventure that affects her more deeply than she ever would have thought possible.

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New Masters of the Universe
By Cyke
Category: Crossovers & Parodies

In this crossover series, the never-ending battle between He-Man and Skeletor comes to Lawndale, home of He-Man's descendent.
The New Teacher Series
By Ben Breeck
Category: Miscellaneous

Lawndale High gets a new teacher, who both challenges and intrigues Daria and her friends. Set after "Is It Fall Yet?", in place of the official Seaon 5.

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Open Windows
By DJW
Category: Miscellaneous

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The Other Side of Time
By The Sidhe
Category: Romance

"Somewhere in Time" meets "The Guns of the South" as Daria and Jane befriend who they believe is a charming gentleman from the "old school" South. A budding romance threatens to become extremely complicated, however, when it is discovered that not all is as it appears to be.
The Outers [Artwork]
By The Angst Guy
Category: Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Horror

What would happen if you literally dropped off the face of the Earth? What if you reappeared years later, to find that the world has passed you by... and that you haven't aged a single day? And what if who's responsible isn't willing to let you go? Daria Morgendorffer is about to find out.

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A Path of Roses and Thorns
By Brother Grimace
Category: Past & Future

Daria's Aunt Amy is getting married! Told in flashback from the wedding day itself, it's the story of how Aunt Amy managed to get on that bumpy road to the altar! Set in the universe of Richard Lobinske's "Falling Into College" series.
Pause in the Air
By The Angst Guy
Category: Romance

Explores the lives of Daria and Jane as they set out for college and beyond... as a lesbian couple.
Power Rangers: Lawndale Force
By Cyke
Category: Crossovers & Parodies

In this crossover series, five teenagers from Lawndale have been chosen as the heirs to incredible powers. Their task: nothing less than the protection of the entire planet.

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Quinn at College
By The Alchemist
Category: Past & Future

Quinn discovered her long-unused intelligence in "Is It Fall Yet?" and Season 5. Find out how she applies it to college life and learning.
The Quinn Diaries
By Huggy
Category: Past & Future

A multi-part series, set after the events in "Is It College Yet?", that examines Quinn's attempt to abandon her shallow ways and act like "a normal person."
Quinn's Code
By cfardell_Brenorenz29
Category: Alternate History

Quinn Morgendorffer is interested in computers and anime rather than fashion. This leads to changes when the Morgendorffer sisters start at Lawndale High. But what is up with Daria?

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Reconstructing Sandi
By Corvus Marinus
Category: Miscellaneous

What happens when you suddenly realize that you are achieving nothing in life and have no real friends? You might do what Sandi Griffin has decided to do: rebuild your life from the ground up, with help from a certain artistically-inclined social outsider.
The Rest of My Damn Life [Artwork]
By The Ranting Klown
Category: Past & Future

Daria dives into the college life at Raft, meets new people, and has interesting new experiences in this series.

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Scarlett the Fairy
By Aloysius
Category: Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Horror

The wild and wacky (and often naughty) adventures of Scarlett the Fairy.
Shining Star
By Various Authors
Category: Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Horror

Similar in design and intent to the Daylight series, this series describes a chronological series of astronomical and biological events that occur over a period of years when a supernova erupts in Earth's interstellar neighborhood, only 14 light years away.
Size Does Matter
By BlackHole
Category: Alternate History

What if Daria and Quinn were quite tall... and Daria acted much like a boy? Life in Lawndale with a different perspective. (Note: this multi-part story is a work in progress.)
Sleepy Lawndale Awakens
By Bacner
Category: Miscellaneous

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Something To Shoot For
By Dervish
Category: Miscellaneous

A shooting at Lawndale High shocks the nation, and makes everyone (especially their mother) wonder who Daria and Quinn Morgendorffer are. A three-part story with some minor crossover elements from "Beavis and Butt-Head Do America."
A Stranger in Lawndale
By Belle Book
Category: Romance

A mysterious stranger arrives in Lawndale and when he meets Stacy, their lives are changed forever. Set shortly after the events of "Is It College Yet?", during Stacy's senior year at Lawndale High.
Stuck in Lawndale
By Neal C.
Category: Miscellaneous

A series that finds the author trapped in Lawndale after ranting against "fair-weather fans." Is it just desserts, or a dream come true... or a dream, period?
The Stupidity Boundless Series
By Scarlet
Category: Miscellaneous

After the untimely demise of his cohort, Beavis is forced to attend Lawndale High, much to the dismay of just about everyone in Lawndale.
The Submariner Series
By Wildgoose
Category: Past & Future

A series set in a post-Y2K future, one in which the whole "Y2K hysteria" was justified, The Bombs have dropped, military service is more the norm than the exception, and -- most shocking -- Daria and Jane are a submarine captain and first officer!

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Tales of the Ringbearers [Artwork]
By Various Authors
Category: Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Horror

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Tales of Young Daria
By Galen Hardesty
Category: Past & Future

A series of stories centered around young Daria, inspired by the flashback scenes in the episode "Boxing Daria."
The Ted Zone
By Kristen Bealer

We first met Ted in "The New Kid," but then he disappeared almost entirely from the show. Two seasons later, he got one line in a single episode that confirmed he was still attending Lawndale High. What the hell was he doing during all that time? Let's find out.
Tigresses of Lawndale
By Dr T
Category: Alternate History

The sequel to "Tigresses of Summer." After her summer at Ashfield, Daria brings a more aggressive attitude to her senior year.
Tigresses of Summer
By Dr T
Category: Alternate History

We all know what happened in "Dye! Dye! My Darling." In the end, the experience probably strengthened Daria and Jane's friendship (despite the storms of that summer) and helped Daria mature to where she was at the end of "Boxing Daria" and "Is it College Yet?" Still, given the dynamics of the various characters of the show, was that course the only possible series of events? And, if not, how might that next summer have been different for Daria and Jane? Could things have worked out even better?
The Time Capsule
By Steve Brown
Category: Past & Future

In the future, students at Lawndale High discover a time capsule containing stories written by students over 50 years ago. How will their lives be interpreted based on these tales?
Tom Was There
By Overlord Mikey-kun
Category: Alternate History

Daria. Jane. Quinn. Tom. Elsie. What if all five of them went to Lawndale High?
The Trent Vignettes
By Medea42
Category: Miscellaneous

A series of short stories focusing on everyone's favorite slacker musician.
Trouble Walking
By Wouter Jaegers
Category: Miscellaneous

After the events of "Dye! Dye! My Darling," Jane decides to leave Lawndale in order to find her place in the universe. She finds that it can be a cold, dark, lonely place... but one with a few beacons of light and hope.
True Cynicism
By Mystik Slacker
Category: Miscellaneous

Daria becomes a covert operative for a shadowy government agency, but has to hide this fact from family and friends, in this outrageous series based on the concept for the Arnold Schwarzenegger film "True Lies."
Turnabout Confusion
By Dennis
Category: School Situations

A heated argument leads the Sisters Morgendorffer to walk a week in each others' shoes. Will anything be left of Lawndale High when they're done?
Two Halves
By Dark Kuno
Category: Alternate History

The continuing story of everyone's favorite family and their sarcastic leading lady... with one interesting difference. Life in Lawndale is now twice as cynical and sarcastic thanks to the presence of Quinn Morgendorffer's brother and sister, twins Daria and Alex.

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Unseen Phenomenon
By Wildgoose
Category: Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Horror

What happens after we die? A series which explores some of the possibilities and chronicles the futures of many of our favorite Lawndale characters.

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Visitations
By Brother Grimace
Category: Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Horror

A series where various Lawndale denizens encounter a well-dressed man who alters their lives by showing them what they need to see... even if it's not what they WANT to see.

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Writes of Passage [Artwork]
By Deref
Category: Miscellaneous

Love is never easy, true love even less so.

Note: This story includes content (language, violence, or sexual situations) that may not be appropriate for some readers.

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The "Not Another New Kid Series!" Series
By Tazzie
Category: Miscellaneous

Two new students arrive in Lawndale. Seems simple enough, right? Hah! When is anything EVER simple in Lawndale?
86 Bottles of Beer
By Kristen Bealer

Category: Crossovers & Parodies

"I'm sorry, what did you say you do? I thought I heard intelligence, but that can't be right." In this parody of the TV show "Get Smart," Kevin Thompson, CONTROL Agent 86, is all that prevents KAOS from succeeding in its many plots for world domination. God help us all.