(opening theme song)

(at the Morgendorffer house)

(Jake, Daria, and Quinn are seated at the kitchen table while Helen stands at the counter; Jake is reading from a convention brochure)

Jake - Listen to this seminar! "Out of this world profits with Martian-themed restaurants." This Eatertainment Conference is going to be great!

Daria - Stomach pumps sold separately.

Jake - Hey, look! The keynote speaker is Terry Perry Barlow. He's a franchising genius. He made $40 million off the Pizza Forest chain.

Daria - All on the backs of minimum-wage chipmunks.

Helen - Jake, I don't have to attend any of these workshops, do I?

Jake - Of course not. That's the beauty of tax-deductible conferences. You just sit by the pool and look hot!

Daria - Where are those damn stomach pumps?

Helen - Good. I haven't had a day off in...

Quinn - Wait. You're leaving me here alone with Daria all weekend?

Daria - Relax. I'll use the popular thumbscrews.

Quinn - I guess if I schedule morning, afternoon, and evening dates...

Helen - No dating while we're out of town.

Quinn - Mo-om!

Helen - The boys of Lawndale will just have to suffer. I'll tell you what. You can each invite one friend over for company.

Quinn - But how am I supposed to choose just one friend?

Daria - Throw them in a lake and see who bobs to the surface first?

(at Lawndale High School)

(Quinn is standing next to a group of lockers with Joey, Jeffy, and Jamie)

Joey - Quinn, are you busy Saturday? I know you like Boys R Guys, so I bought two tickets.

Jamie - I got three, because I know how much you hate other people's elbows

Jeffy - Genius, then you need five seats: empty, me, empty, Quinn, empty.

Quinn - Uh, sorry guys, but I'm busy. Thanks anyway!

(Joey, Jeffy, and Jamie walk away dejectedly)

Joey - What am I gonna do with these? I hate Boys R Guys.

Jeffy - Boys R Guys suck.

(pan to show Sandi, Stacy, and Tiffany, who have been listening)

Sandi - Gee, Quinn, your date Saturday must be really cute for you not to blow him off for a concert.

Tiffany - Yeah... what about priorities?

Quinn - Actually, I don't even have a date. I'm staying home.

(Sandi, Stacy, and Tiffany gasp)

Stacy - Oh, no!

Sandi - Quinn Morgendorffer, as President of the Fashion Club, I'm afraid I must relieve you of all Vice-Presidential duties until you have regained your senses. Your lipstick, please.

Quinn - Um, Sandi. So many guys asked me out this weekend, that I figured if I stay home this once, they'll all want to go out with me even more.

Sandi - Crafty.

Quinn - I know you guys have dates, but Stacy, if you're not doing anything, would you like to sleep over Saturday?

Stacy - Sure!

Sandi - So what you're saying, Quinn, is that you and Stacy are more unavailable than me and Tiffany.

Quinn - Um, don't be ridiculous, Sandi. I want you all to come over.

(Daria and Jane stand by the lockers as the Fashion Club walks by, still talking amongst themselves)

Jane - Hmm. I sense a worrisome teen conspiracy afoot.

Daria - No, Quinn's just obeying orders by inviting one person to sleep over this weekend... three times.

Jane - And how will she be explaining the extra daughters to Jake and Helen?

Daria - They're going out of town. You mind if I come over Saturday night? Otherwise, I'm afraid I'll end up doing time for de-accessorizing a teenage girl with my bare hands.

Jane - Guess I'll just have to visit you in the joint. Tom and I are going bowling with his friends Saturday.

Daria - Oh.

Jane - You could tag along.

Daria - No, thanks. I'll just stay in and curl up with a good dose of strychnine.

Jane - You know, Daria, no one is forcing you to stay home. It's a big, wide world out there.

Daria - Yes. It's the width I find so disturbing.

(at the Morgendorffer house)

(Jake and Daria are seated on a sofa in the living room while Helen stands nearby with the cordless telephone)

Jake - Landing a big client like Terry Perry Barlow is just the Rx I need to get the old profile back on high!

Helen - That's nice, dear. (to phone) But I thought it was settled! Isn't it enough that they're paying for the reconstructive surgery?

Daria - Hey, this conference is right next to the Museum of Medical Oddities. Dad, would you mind swinging by the gift shop and getting me a skull crusher?

Jake - Sure thing, kiddo. (realizes what he agreed to) Skull crusher? Ewww...

Helen (to phone) - Okay! I'll be there. (shuts off phone) Damn! Well, that's it. I can't go to the conference. The PortaFry class action lawsuit is back on.

Jake - But Helen, I need you. The tickets are non-refundable.

Helen - I'm sorry, Jake, really I am, but the firm's counting on me. Tell you what... go get yourself a new set of golf clubs, on me. And you can think of me when you're hitting the ball. Really whack it. (laughs, but it tapers off) I'd better go review my file.

Jake (imitating Helen) - "The firm's counting on me." (normal voice) God forbid I should count on anyone! Little Jakey has to learn to be self-sufficient. It's weak to depend on other people! (imitates his father) "Hey, you don't mind spending the holidays in the barracks, do you son? The janitor will keep an eye on ya." (normal voice) Merry Christmas, Dad... in Hell! (starts crying)

(Quinn walks down stairs and through the living room, talking on cordless phone)

Quinn - Sure, we can play my Boys R Guys CDs, and the Backyard Boys, and Boys from the Street, and Boys in Suits, and...

(Daria picks up remote and turns on TV)

SSW Announcer - Fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly, but not when you bake them both in a pie! Sunday brunch in the loony bin, next on Sick, Sad World.

Jake (still crying) - Why am I the one who's always deserted? The one there's never room for in the car?

Daria - Um, Dad. I'd go with you, but...

Jake - "I'd go with you, but the dog needs his nails clipped. Happy wedding, son!" (cries again)

(Quinn walks back through the living room, still talking on the phone)

Quinn - And then we can watch the Waif special: Before They Were Supermodels.

Daria - Before They Were Supermodels? (sighs) I will go with you, Dad... if I can stop off at the Museum of Medical Oddities and check out the Sliced Man.

Jake - You're on, kiddo! (pause) Sliced Man? Eww...

(in Jake and Helen's bedroom)

(Helen is already in bed and Jake is in the attached bathroom)

Helen - You know, honey, you could really turn this change of plans into something very positive.

Jake - You're not getting out of the golf clubs, Helen.

Helen - I mean, this trip is a chance to really get to know your daughter as a person: her hopes, her dreams, her fears.

Jake - Aw, Helen, do I have to?

Helen - Jake!

Jake - But I'm scared.

(on an airliner, heading to the conference)

(Jake is in an aisle seat and Daria is in a window seat)

Jake - I love business class! Complimentary cocktails, arm rests you can really get a grip on. (nervous laugh) We're all gonna die. (grabs and holds out glass) How about a refill here?

Daria - Dad, maybe you should go easy on the complimentary cocktails.

Jake - You're right -- need a distraction, need a distraction.

(steward takes away the glass; Jake picks up book and begins reading)

Jake - I Did It, Why Can't You? Did you know Terry Perry Barlow saved the lives of his entire ballooning crew in an ice storm? He climbed up the ropes and opened the rip panel with his teeth.

Daria - I just performed a similar act of bravery on this bag of peanuts.

(at the Morgendorffer house)

(in the kitchen, Quinn is cutting up carrots for a platter and talks on the cordless phone while Helen paces and talks on her cell phone)

Quinn - Of course we've got three-prong outlets, Sandi. What do you think this is, uncivilization?

Helen (into phone) - They settled? Dammit, Eric. This is a very important weekend for Jake and I was gonna... oh, stop it Eric, you do not... you do not... oh, very well. You sleep better at night knowing I'm on the job. You know, I do try. (light laugh) Oh sure, you have to take that call. Bye.

Quinn - Bye.

Helen (sighs) - Well, honey, it looks like your mom will be around the house this weekend after all.

Quinn - What! (realizes she made a mistake) I mean, great! By the way, did I mention that Sandi and Tiffany are coming over along with Stacy? Well, I better go inventory the Q-tips.

Helen - Quinn! I said one guest.

Quinn - I know, but Daria and her friend aren't staying, so I had to get someone to fill in the slots. But if it's a problem, we can just go to Sandi's, because I know her mother would be...

Helen - Fine! Your friends can stay here. Like I would give Linda the satisfaction.

(on the airplane)

(Daria and Jake are both eating snacks)

Jake (VO) - Maybe I need to stop blaming Dad for my problems and concentrate on being the best father I can. Really reach out to my little girl, who always looks so lonely and tell her, "I'm here for you. I always will be." (normal voice) You know, the peanut really is a second-class nut. Now cashews, those are what the big guys eat... the CEOs.

Daria (VO) - I don't care if he's afraid of heights, but he's afraid to be afraid. That's what's so heartbreaking. He's my father; shouldn't I let down the barricades for once and tell him I think he's a hero? (normal voice) How did a salted goldfish get in here? Weird.

(at the Morgendorffer house)

(Quinn, Sandi, Stacy, and Tiffany, all in sleepwear, are seated on the floor in Quinn's bedroom when Helen enters, carrying a bowl of popcorn)

Helen - Hi, girls. Popcorn?

Sandi - Gee, Quinn. You didn't tell us your mother was going to be here.

Quinn - Last minute change of plans. Thanks, Mom, bye now.

Sandi - Wait, Quinn. You didn't ask your mother if she might like a makeover.

Quinn - Oh Sandi, what a great idea! But you don't have time for a makeover, do you, Mom?

Helen - I suppose not.

Sandi - I guess it's just as well. If I make you look ten years younger, you'll just have to go out and buy a whole new wardrobe.

Helen - Actually, a makeover sounds like fun. I'll go change into my pajamas.

(Helen sets down bowl of popcorn and exits)

Quinn - Dear God... not the ones with the bumblebees.

(at the hotel)

(Jake and Daria are at the registration desk; things do not seem to be going well, judging by Jake's temper)

Jake - What do you mean, you don't have it? Two adjacent rooms. Morgendorffer. "M" as in "mad as hell!"

Clerk - I'm sorry, I just don't see it.

(Andrew and Michele Landon enter the hotel)

Andrew - Jake? Jake Morgendorffer.

Daria - Jodie's parents?

Andrew - How you doing, big guy?

Jake - Oh, hi, Andrew.

Andrew - Good to see you.

Jake - Hello Michele.

Michele - Hi.

Daria - Hi.

Michele - How nice of you to bring your daughter, Jake.

Jake - Oh, Helen had some last minute work come up.

Andrew - Real go-getter, huh?

Michele - And I suppose that makes me "the woman behind the man?" Because I'm going back to work as soon as Evan's in daycare.

Andrew - No son of mine is going into daycare. Montessori my butt! Why not just throw him to the wolves? Give a call, Jake. We'll grab a drink before the reception. We'll be in the tower, penthouse "C."

(the Landons exit)

Jake - The tower?

Clerk - Mr. Morgendorffer? I think I found you something. You're not sensitive to the sounds or smells of a kitchen exhaust fan, are you?

(Jake covers his face with his hands)

(at the Morgendorffer house)

(in Quinn's bedroom, Helen, in pajamas with a bumblebee print, is getting a makeover from Sandi while Quinn paces the floor)

Helen - This is very nice of you, Sandi.

Sandi - My pleasure. I like to give back to the community, Helen.

Quinn - Helen? Oh, when will it end? When will it end?

Helen - Are you sure about this foundation?

Sandi - A matte finish is always best for concealing age spots.

Helen - You know, Sandi, a freckle or line here or there is no sin. A few lines in a woman's face show character. Hmm. Except for the mean little ones some people get at the corners of their mouth from scowling too much.

Sandi - Shall I pluck your eyebrows now?

Helen - In a truly civilized society, wisdom would count more than appearance, and a grown woman of accomplishment wouldn't be run out of town for sprouting a few tiny crow's feet. Sandi, do you think your mother knows a good collagen man?

Sandi - Shall I ask her?

Helen - No!

(at the hotel)

(the conference reception is in full swing; Daria, Jake, Michele, and Andrew are together)

Andrew - I don't know, Jake. Most of the companies here look a little on the small fry side for me, but there's no reason why you shouldn't drum up some business.

(Jake frowns)

Daria - Shall I go get the tom-toms?

(Michele laughs)

Andrew - Oh, look, Terry Perry Barlow.

(Terry enters and looks around)

Andrew - Haven't seen him since Entrepreneurfest 3000. Did you know he saved his balloon crew's lives during an ice storm?

Daria - And I bet he never talks about it.

Andrew - Tore open the rip panel with his teeth.

Jake - He's so...

Daria - Muncheroic?

Terry - Andrew Landon! How the hell are you?

(Terry and Andrew shake hands)

Andrew - Doubling my net worth every six months.

Terry - If ya done it, it ain't bragging.

(Andrew and Terry laugh)

Andrew - Well, look who I'm talking to. Have you met my wife, Michele?

Michele - Former Senior VP at US World.

Andrew - Impressive! Who you with now?

Michele - Actually, I'm taking a brief hiatus. We recently had a son.

Terry - One of the unfortunate side effects of Viagra. (laughs) Just kidding. Got a pair of newborns myself. Pay their mother a nice settlement, too.

Daria (to Michele) - Want to check out the potato salad swan?

Michele - Lead the way.

(Daria and Michele exit)

Andrew - Oh, Barlow. This is Jake Morgendorffer. His daughter goes to school with ours.

Terry - Ah, the little four-eyed girl. Nice to meet you... really, really great.

Jake - Jake Morgendorffer Consulting! By consulting, I mean...

Terry - Let me tell you something, Landon. My new chain is going to blow the lid off of the simulated regional family-style sector. Alligator Alley: New Orleans cuisine, live alligator wrestling.

Andrew - You've got guts, Barlow. The conventional wisdom says theme restaurants have peaked.

Terry - That's why the call it conventional wisdom. Shift the paradigm!

Andrew - Push the envelope!

Terry - Think outside the box!

Jake - Are crocodiles alligators, or is it the other way around?

(at the Morgendorffer house)

(Helen is now wearing exaggerated makeup and is sitting with the Fashion Club on the floor)

Helen - What if this girl's boyfriend doesn't appreciate her as much as he used to? What if what was a hot relationship is now sort of a drag? Let's say they've been going steady for, I don't know, twenty years?

Quinn - Well, obviously she should flirt with his friends.

Sandi - I say break up, ideally, on his birthday.

(at the convention)

(Daria and Michele are near the reception's buffet)

Michele - These cheddar cheese biscotti are awful.

Daria - So is the sight of grown men trying to out-shake each other.

Michele - Excuse me, Daria. I'm going to retrieve my husband before he breaks his hand and I have to dress two babies every morning.

(Michele exits; cut to Terry and Jake)

Terry - All I'm saying is, you can pile up your market research like cow pies in a pasture. They're still no substitute for talking to the people. Take your daughter there, Jack.

Jake - Jake.

Terry - One conversation with her will tell me more than a fifty-page report from some fancy-shmancy consulting firm. Say, what did you say you do again?

Jake (takes a bite of biscotti) - These cheddar cheese biscotti are great!

(at the Morgendorffer house)

(the Fashion Club are seated on the floor in Quinn's room, watching Before They Were Supermodels on TV)

Tiffany - Wearing braids with a headband is so wrong.

(phone rings)

Quinn - No one answer it. We're supposed to be unavailable.

Answering Machine (VO with Quinn's voice) - Hi! I'm not here, but if you want to schedule a date, please leave the time and date desired and your car's model, year, and color, and maybe I'll get back to you. Bye.

Scott (VO) - Hi, Quinn, it's Scott. We were hoping to see you at Ricky's but you're not here. Hope everything's okay.

Jamie (VO) - Did you reach Quinn?

Joey (VO) - Is she all right?

Jeffy (VO) - Want to buy some Boys R Guys tickets?

Sandi - Why is Scott calling you? I thought he liked me.

Stacy - Ricky's having a party? (cries) I can't believe he didn't invite me. I thought he thought I was cute.

(Quinn unplugs phone line)

Quinn - Stacy, it's not really a party.

Sandi - That still doesn't explain why you stole Scott away from me.

Quinn - But Sandi, you said you didn't even like Scott. You said his fingers were too pudgy.

(Stacy wails loudly)

Tiffany - Yellow sandals are so wrong.

(at the convention)

(Jake leads Daria over to Terry)

Jake - Honey, Terry Perry Barlow wants to talk to you. Can you believe it?

Daria - There's so much about this day I can't believe.

Terry - Say, Darlene. Would alligator wrestling get you into a restaurant?

Jake - Of course it would.

Daria - That depends. Is there a restaurant next door with cock fights?

(Terry laughs)

Terry - Darlene, you're sharp. You remind me of me.

Jake - Yeah! Uh, me too.

Terry - You two like ballooning?

Jake - Ballooning? Like up in the air?

Terry - These conferences are dull as dirt. Let's sneak off tomorrow morning for a spin in my balloon. We can be back in time for the keynote address.

Jake - Way up in the air? Sounds great... (nervous laugh) Yeah, that'll be fun. Right, Daria?

Daria - More fun than a barrel of alligators.

Terry - Daria? (shrugs) Okay. Meet me out front at 5:00 A.M.

(Terry exits)

Daria - I thought you were afraid of heights.

Jake - Oh, uh, that was a long time ago.

(flashback begins)

(a teenage Jake is partway up a climbing rope, shaking in fear, while a drill instructor looks on)

Drill Instructor - Well, Morgendorffer, the other cadets are going to turn in. They're all tuckered out from laughing at your cowardice. Guess I'll have to leave you here for the night. By the way, your father called and I told him all about it. He says don't bother coming home for Easter.

(drill instructor exits)

Teenage Jake - Help me?

(at the convention hotel)

(Daria and Jake go into Daria's room)

Jake - Get a good night's sleep, kiddo. I'll wake you at 4:30.

Daria - Can't. I have a date at the Museum of Medical Oddities tomorrow with a salivary gland tumor, remember?

Jake - But, Daria, this balloon ride is my big break. Alligator Alley is going to need lots of marketing know-how. We're a team, right?

Daria - Very much like an Olympic skating duo, without the sequins.

Jake - Aw, you're right. Why should you help me out? Here we've spent a whole day together, and I haven't even tried to find out, um, your dreams and fears.

(Jake sits on bed)

Daria - My biggest fear right now is that I'll wake up and this conversation won't be a dream.

(Daria sits at a table near the bed)

Jake - Do you think we should hang out more? You know, bond?

Daria - Um, I guess we could.

Jake - Heh.

Daria - Hmm. On the other hand, you know how we always sit in the kitchen together reading the paper and not talking?

Jake - Is this a trick question?

Daria - Maybe our father-daughter relationship has reached that rare level where we no longer have to go through the motions of empty conversation. That's bonding.

Jake - Yeah! But... your mother thinks there's a lot of stuff I don't know about you.

Daria - Six and a half B.

Jake - Gah! I don't want to know that.

Daria - It's my shoe size.

Jake - Oh. Ten D.

Daria - Okay, now that we know each other's deepest secrets, I say it's time to hit the sack. (sighs) And I'll see you at 4:30.

Jake - Great!

(at the Morgendorffer house)

(the Fashion Club members are preparing to go to sleep; Sandi is in the bed while Quinn, Stacy, and Tiffany are in sleeping bags)

(Stacy is punching her pillow)

Stacy - Unh! Stupid! Unh! Unh! No matter what I do, pillow hair!

(Tiffany is applying a face cream)

Tiffany - This papaya joe-joe-ba overnight facial mask is really itchy.

Sandi - I'm warning you guys, I don't look my best in the morning. I hope I don't scare you.

Quinn - Oh Sandi, I just hope I don't scare you.

Sandi - Are you sure you don't mind me taking the bed? If it weren't for my condition...

Tiffany - Oh, yeah... your condition.

Quinn - Of course not. Well, sweet dreams everyone.

(all say good-nights)

(Sandi turns off the nightstand light and everyone prepares to sleep)

(dream sequence begins)

(Sandi cuts off Quinn's long hair and holds it up while lightening flashes, then Quinn cuts off Sandi's hair as lightening flashes; both wake up, frightened, with short hair)

(dream sequence ends as both wake up looking normal)

Quinn - Sandi!

Sandi - Quinn!

Quinn - Did you have a bad dream?

Sandi - A real nightmare.

Quinn - Me too.

Sandi - What was yours about?

Quinn - Uh, someone hurting puppies. (nervous laugh)

Sandi - Mine was about orphans who needed ankle boots. Well, back to sleep.

Quinn - Night.

(both lay back down, wary)

(outside the convention)

(it's early morning at the balloon launch site; Jake and Daria talk with Terry while Terry's assistant Arno finishes preparations; Arno talks like a bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonator)

Terry - What's your fancy, Jake? Play tag with the treetops or go out over the water for a mile or two?

Jake - Oh, uh, whatever is more bold and exciting.

Daria - I hear they have a bold and exciting brunch back at the hotel.

Arno - Where is the crew? It is time for the get go.

Terry - You're looking at them, Arno. My new compadres... Jake and Daria Mogendavid.

Jake - That's...

Daria - Don't bother.

Arno - You'd put our lives in the hands of a teenager and a confused man?

Jake - Hey!

Arno - Also, I do not like the looks of those cumulus. No, no flight today.

Terry - Prepare for takeoff... now! When I say frog, I expect you to jump.

Arno - I am not a hoppy thing. I am a world class balloonist.

Terry - Who pays your salary, Blondie? I made you and I can break you.

Arno - Oh, yes? Well, how would Mr. CNN George Bernie Shaw like to know I am the one who ripped the balloon open with my teeth? And I myself have the dental records to prove so.

(zoom to a close-up of his mouth, showing a telltale gap between his two front teeth)

(at the Morgendorffer house)

(in Quinn's bedroom, everyone wakes up looking horrible, with tangled hair and rumpled clothes)

Quinn - I feel terrible.

Sandi - I feel horrible.

Stacy - Pillow hair.

Tiffany - Rash.

(downstairs, the doorbell rings, and Helen, still in pajamas, answers the door for Joey, Jeffy, and Jamie)

Jamie - Sorry to bother you, Mrs. Morgendorffer, but we were worried about Quinn.

Joey - Nobody's seen her all weekend. Did she elope or something?

Jeffy - Please say no.

(the Fashion Club come down the stairs and the boys stare at them)

Sandi - You don't look tired at all, Quinn. If I were you, I wouldn't even wear makeup today.

(upon seeing the three boys, the girls scream and run back upstairs)

Jamie - Hi, Quinn.

(at the balloon launch site)

Arno - I sold my soul to wet-nurse the whiny billionaire and someone else balloons around the world first. Oh, Denmark, how I have failed you.

Daria - You could still be the first to balloon around the world twice.

Arno - Teen girl is right. I shall do it. Beginning now, I quit.

(Arno exits)

Terry - Next time, I get a Norwegian. Well, let's get cracking. Jake, get into the gondola and man the burner.

Jake - Whoops... (laugh) Broke the zipper on my sweatshirt. No can do.

Terry - A little nervous, huh, Jake? You know how I got where I am today?

Daria - I know it had something to do with balloon biting.

Terry - Pure guts. I've been face to face with Bengal tigers, Himalayan snow squalls, strange kids calling out "daddy!" Did I let fear paralyze me? No way.

Jake - I'm not afraid of you, you clouds that are looking an awful lot like Dad's face right now! Let's balloon!

Terry - Come on, Daria!

Daria - Gee, I don't think so. While I love a good air disaster as much as the next person, I was hoping my father and I would both be around long enough for him to squander my inheritance on telemarketing scams and digitalis.

(Daria begins to walk away)

Jake - Kiddo! Where are you going?

Terry - What do you think you're doing?

Daria - Refusing to have anything to do with an unmanageable bag of hot air... or his balloon.

Terry - Oh yeah? Well, screw this crap. I'm going sailing.

(Terry climbs out and exits)

Jake - Oh well, no ballooning today, darn it.

(Jake goes to exit the gondola and frees the tether rope; the balloon rises)

Jake - Gah!

Daria - Um, Dad?

Jake - Don't worry Daria, it's beautiful up here! I'm not afraid! I finally know what it is to conquer my fear! Nothing can stop me now! (laughs)

(balloon crashes into treetops)

Jake - Mommy?

Daria - Watch out for that tree.

(at the Morgendorffer house)

(Helen is serving breakfast to Joey, Jeffy, and Jamie)

Helen - What if this girl's boyfriend doesn't appreciate her as much as he used to? What if what was once a hot relationship is now sort of a drag? Let's say they've been going steady for, I don't know, 20 years.

(at the convention hotel)

(Jake, on crutches, and Daria are checking out)

Daria - Sorry that balloon ride didn't work out the way you wanted.

Jake - I'm fine, Daria. Dammit, I'm more than fine. This experience has given me a new jolt of confidence. Oh, sure, it was painful having that branch removed, but I've conquered a fear that's been with me ever since childhood. I'm not afraid of anything now! I owe you one, kiddo.

Daria - Well, we still have a few hours before we're due at the airport.

(outside the Museum of Medical Oddities)

Jake (VO) - Is that a...? Could that really be a...? Ewww!