"A Day on the Sick, Sad Job"
|#1: The Interview|
Daria, a newly-hired reporter/interviewer for "Sick, Sad World," hears the story of a cowboy who has returned from a "mysterious" disappearance.
|#2: The Cubicle|
While Daria is out of town, Jane has been having a difficult day at "Sick, Sad World."