Fan Fiction
"A Cynical Guide to the Galaxy"
by Jill Palmer

Fit the First:
Crazy Harry Plays With REALLY Big Dynamite
In which the planet is blown up in favor of... oh, go read it and find out for yourself! Plus, questions are asked and answered.
Fit the Second:
Cyniiics iiin Spaaace!
In space, no one can hear you asphyxiate. But there *is* finally somewhere you can get tea on first demand...