Things Daria Characters Would Never Say
Daria: Does this black skirt match my eyes?
Jane: Painting sucks. I'm going into Fashion.
Quinn: I'm giving up Fashion its soooo dull.
Sandi: I sound like a guy don't I?
Stacy: I don't care what people think of me.
Jake: That's just great inflation.
Helen: I made something different than Lasagna tonight.
Tiffany: I'm a stoner.
Ms. Barch: My man hating is just a cover up. I'm a lesbian.
Mr. O' Neill: I don't give a flying rat's ass about your problems.
Kevin: The square root of 1,000,697,666 is (insert right answer.).
Brittany: I hate my voice it's too damn squeaky.
The 3 J's: Get away from us Quinn.
Mr. Demartino: I love you students.
Jodie: Power to the black.
Mack: I love being called "Mack Daddy".
Trent: I'm going to find a real job.
Jesse: (Something smart.)