Rime of the Auntcient Mariner
With thanks to Samuel Taylor Coleridge.
A middle-aged Mariner meeteth four Morgendorffers bidden to a wedding-feast, and detaineth one.
And she stoppeth her young niece,
'By thy long hair and glittering eye,
The Bridegroom's doors are opened wide,
The guests have met, the feud is set
She guides her with her skinny hand,
'There was a trip,' quoth she.
'Go on! Tell me, anything but this!”
And soon her hand dropped she.
She holds her with her glancing eye
She listens like an attentive teen,
The bridesmaid she sat on a chair,
And so spake on that cynic aunt
'With school we parted the summer started
Below the gate, below the slate,
Your mother sat upon the left,
And she smiled bright and on the right
And so we set off to leave home
The bubbly bride paced through the hall
Moving their feet before her go
Daria scoffed and turned her head
To hear her Aunt's travel tales,
And avoid her sister's scowls.
The car driven by a turn toward the south.
'With high spirits we left our home
I think we should have known that
With engines' roar and choking smoke
Somewhere in the middle of that day
The car moved fast, loud beeped the horn
And now came both space and silence
And tumbleweed came tumbling by
And through the drifts the growing rifts
No good conversation could I find
Boredom was here, boredom was there
It snored and toyed, and bored and annoyed
Till a great roadblock, manned by police, came through the drifts, and was received
with great joy and hospitality.
At some distance appeared the police
Through the drifts they waited
As if they had been male models,
Rita's joy could not be sated.
They ate all the food they could eat
Helen now joined Rita in gawking,
Yet my glare could not make them cease
Their burning sudden attraction
The car slowed down, I gave a frown
'Amy what the hell are you doing?'
Part II
The sun now fled into the night
And with him left his glow,
Sank away from sight, and vanished
Just as we had to go.
And the sirens began to blow,
But no sweet song did follow,
Nor any time for rest--Only
A chase into the morrow.
Her car mates cry out against the youngest sister, for ruining their chances of a quick flirt.
And I had done a snarky thing
Or so my sisters said:
For all averred, I had flipped the bird
That killed their chances dead
Ah nerd! they inferred, almost hissed
Our love might as well be dead.
But while they are chased, they do plead their innocence loudly, and thus avoid making themselves accomplices in the crime.
Nor dim nor red, like father's head,
The sun rose to the top
Then all stated, I had flipped the bird
That pissed off the cops
'Its done, said they, such things to say
Had I not mocked the cops.
The fair chase continues; the car turns towards the Pacific Ocean, and drives northward.
The breeze blew, the white car pursued,
The fuzz they followed free;
We were the first whose tire burst
In our efforts to flee.
Now stopped the car, the boot shot up,
Police car in the distance,
And my sisters demanded I
Change the tire with insistence.
All in a hot and azure sky,
The bloody Sun, at noon
With no relief from up above
I fixed the tire and soon.
Without delay, needless to say,
I climbed in a commotion
Into the car that had to start
And get back into motion.
And the flipping of the bird begins to be avenged.
Frenzy, frenzy, every where
And all the tires did sink,
Frenzy, frenzy, every where
Not any time to think.
The damn tires were stuck: Disaster!
That ever this should be!
The slimy cops did get closer
Than they should have been.
I swung the tires again, with force
My sisters full of fright
Or was it only their desire
To stop and spend the night?
A Squad had followed them ; some of the official inhabitants of this region, neither departed souls nor angels, but lawmen ; concerning whom the learned rappers, NWA, and the Conscientious Los Angelean, Raymond E. Foster, may be consulted. They are very numerous, and there is no city or county without one or more.
And now we began to move away
From the Squad that plagued us so;
Three cars deep they followed us
Through paths both high and low.
And my mind, through utter doubt,
Could see no other route;
I could not speak, and my sisters
Looked like they wanted to shoot--
The sisters, in their sore distress, throw the whole guilt on Amy: in sign whereof they silently remind her of her action.
Well -the evil looks that I took
From Helen and Rita
And to my near-silent dismay
Their smirks could be no sweeter.
Part III
There passed a tedious time.
Chased, boredom filled each eye.
A dull time! a dull time!
How tired each weary eye,
When looking ahead, I beheld
A something in the sky
The Mariner beholdeth a sign in the distance afar off.
At first it seemed a little blob
And then it seemed a blur;
It moved and moved, and took at last
Certain shape, I infer.
A friend, a mind, a voice, I wished!
And still it neared and neared:
Now as if to suddenly stop,
It skidded and slowed and veered.
At its nearer approach, it now seemeth to be a car; and at a dear ransom she freeth
her speech from the bonds of thirst.
With throats so tired, with dry lips baked,
We could nor laugh nor wail;
Through utter dullness all dumb we sat!
I touched my arm, tensed like a cat,
Rita cried, A sail! a sail!
A flash of joy;
With throats so tired, with dry lips baked,
Agape we heard her yell:
Gadzooks! seeing ship instead of car
Surely my sister gone too far
Like she was drunk as hell.
And annoyance follows. For can it be a car that comes onward with no intelligence?
See! see! (I cried) he drives onward!
The driver he waved;
Without motion, without commotion,
Could we by he be saved?
Not bloody likely.
The western sky was cast aflame
The day was almost done!
Upon the dim horizon
Rested the broad bright Sun;
When that driver drove suddenly
Between us and the Sun.
It seemeth her but an idiot.
And straight the car was flecked with bars,
Of wit there was no trace,
As if through a dungeon-grate he peered
With broad and vacant face.
And his gestures are seen as bars on the face of the setting Sun.
Alas! (thought I, and I thought aloud)
How fast he nears and nears!
Listen to how loudly he shouts,
The noise tortured my ears.
The Football-Coach and his mate, and no other within the vehicle.
And through those remarks his idiocy
Did peer, as through a grate.
And is that bimbo all his crew?
Is that a fool? and are there two?
How suitable they mate.
Their eyes were blue, both looked blankly,
Her locks were bright as a bolt:
His look was almost as vacant,
The hillbilly girl-in-tow was she,
And we were faced by dolts.
He and her have diced for the car's crew and she (the latter) winneth the ancient
Mariner.
The battered van alongside came,
And the twain stepped aside;
"They're city folk-is this a joke?"
Said she, and said it twice.
No twilight within the courts of the Sun.
The day dipped; the stars grew many:
They brought with them the dark;
With close-heard yell from so near;
Shot the hillbilly's bark.
At the rising of the moon.
I listened and looked straight forward
Fear at my heart with no ward,
My patience seemed to tire!
The looks were dim and thick the night,
They stood there without a light;
Their questions full of fire--
I wished to leave at pace
But did I dare return to face
Both my sisters ire?
One after the other did they glare
Too quick for a reply,
Each turned her face away to sleep,
And settled there to lie.
Both my elder sisters there lay,
(I heard both sigh and groan)
With heavy thump, lively lumps
They settled down to snore.
The snores did from their bodies flow,--
They fled into their sleep!
And both of them, they let me know
I had to face both creeps.
Part IV
Young Daria heareth of her Aunt's tale;
"I hear thee, my Aunt Amy!
I hope you did not fail,
The only thing worse could have been
If you had all set sail.
I wonder how you got out alive
From there and still stayed sane--'
'Fear not, fear not, my watchful niece
And just call me Amy.
But the Aunt assureth her niece of her mental health, and proceedeth to relate her
wily escape.
Alone, alone, all, all alone,
As if on a wide sea!
No-one to take pity on me
Stuck with the hillbillies.
She then criticiseth her sisters of the calm.
The many cops, so beautiful!
Seen in my sisters eye:
A thousand things still to be done
They were all left to I.
And envieth that they should sleep, and she remain in strife.
I looked upon the car's back seat,
And drew my eyes away;
I glanced again towards it,
And there my sisters lay.
I looked forward and tried to think;
Before any plan could rust,
A wicked whisper came, I had
To leave them in the dust.
I saw my foes, and kept them close,
Then I went on to say;
"Why do the sea and the sky look the same in your eye?"
They both were confused, I took the time
To hop in and drive away.
But the curse liveth on for her in the sound of ringing sirens.
I drove on,sweat melted from my limbs,
It seemed we had gone free:
But then the police came back for more
They were still chasing me.
The siren sounded loudly
The police they were nigh;
But more gruesome than even that
Is the sound of my sister's sighs!
Even as they slept I heard their desire,
And yet I can not lie.
In her loneliness and fixedness she yearneth towards the journeying Moon, and the
stars that still sojourn, yet still move onward ; and every where the blue sky
belongs to them, and is their appointed rest, and their native country and their own
natural homes, which they enter unannounced, they are certainly expected and yet
there is still quiet joy at their arrival.
The moving Moon travelled the sky,
And no where did it stay:
Softly it was moving onward,
To mark another day.
The police car beams lit the rear,
As bright as the sun;
But where the car's small shadow lay,
And this is some surprise to say,
The barrel of a gun.
By the light of the Beam she beholdeth the officers of the tenacious police.
Beyond the shadow of the car
I watched the pigs drive on:
They moved in ranks of shining white,
And when their sirens howled on, I
Wondered how far we'd gone.
Within the shadow of the beams
I saw their dull attire:
White, faded blue and velvet black,
They sped on to try and catch me,
I drove as if on fire.
Their beauty and their happiness.
She could not see it.
O angry police cars! no tongue
Their beauty might declare:
Save Rita's, gushing from her heart
Even as she lay unaware:
And yes Helen may have joined her
Even as she lay unaware:
The sirens begin to soften.
The police seemed to lose their power,
At the end of their rope,
And as I then drove on anew
I began to feel hope.
That moment I saw the state line
And felt free from order,
Between states we then crossed; we had
Escaped across the border.
Part V
To escape is a thrilling thing,
Beloved by all, or most!
The chase had gone on for hours
Now I could slow to see flowers,
Content I was not toast.
By good fortune of the local weather system, the Barksdales are refreshed with rain.
The dust that had lined the road,
So long it had remained,
It seemed that it would stay the same;
But no longer now it rained.
My lips were wet, my throat was cold,
I took the time to drink,
Suitably refreshed by cola,
I now had time to think.
I moved, and took in the scene:
Sisters had slept so far,
So I took out a hidden tape
And listened to Big Star.
She heareth familar sounds and seeth sights and commotions in the sky and the
element.
And soon I heard a roaring sound;
It did not come from crowd;
The opening song shook the car
Twas just a little loud.
The rear speakers burst into life!
And the car ran into bumps,
Helen and Rita were thrown about,
And to and fro, and in and out,
With only a few lumps.
And the songs did rock more loudly,
And the road felt more like hedge;
And the rain continued to pour;
My nerves were on edge.
The thick black cloud was split by drops,
The wind blew at its side:
As if some infant child's scribble,
The lightning forked as if dribble,
The storm front it was wide.
The bodies of the sisters are inspired, and the car moves on.
The loud wind never stopped the car,
Our trip had to move on!
Between the bumps and the Star
My sisters gave a groan.
They groaned, they stared they soon uprose,
With one look on their faces,
And from that stern look I knew that
Of me they'd leave no traces.
Helen was the first to speak, she ranted,
She went on like a torrent;
My sisters then raised their complaints
Which they were wont to do;
The accusations numbered many
Thousands-at least a few.
Then tense sister Rita
Sat by me, knee to knee;
I tried to crack a decent joke,
But they said nought to me.
But not by relief for escaping the cops, nor by sympathy or forgiveness were they
motivated, but by sheer resentment for all that had befallen them.
'I hear thee, yes siblings can suck"
'Don't worry, kindred niece!
They did not hate me forever,
If they hide it they are clever,
They did not then, at least:
For when it dawned-that I had spawned,
Our lengthy car chase;
Seething sounds rose through their mouths,
With loud expletives laced.
Around, around, flew each sharp sound,
Directed to my ear;
And if words were followed by actions,
I did have much to fear.
Sometimes, between the loud outrages
I heard Alex Chilton sing;
Sometimes giving relief,
One thing for sure was that his voice
Was much less threatening.
And now it was like a punk band,
Drowning out a flute;
I wished that for at least a while,
They could be stricken mute.
And although they settled some, still
We drove on in bad mood,
Anger concealed like a cover,
Which did not quite stretch out,
And sometimes anger spread quietly
Is worse than a loud shout.
The mood did continue to stay,
While we stopped to sleep
And even when we reawoke
My sisters wished to reap.
Till noon we tensely drove on,
Without a peaceful moment:
The long journey went on further,
As if without event.
The sisters sit there tersely until the Noon, in obedience to the old convention of
taking a break between beratings, but still requireth vengeance.
Back on the seat not very deep
Sat Rita in quite a bad mood
Her hand slid: and it was she
That made the car to slow.
The horn at high noon left its tune,
And the car stood still also.
Rita, right near the gearstick,
Had fixed us to the spot:
But in a moment she 'gan stir,
With a short violent motion--
Her mind consumed by law's love lost
With a short violent motion.
Then like a fighter let go,
She made a sudden slap:
It came to me as no surprise,
But I lay as if thwacked.
And Rita's sister Helen, the other inhabitant of the vehicle, took part in her
wrong; and two of them relate, one to the other, that Amy still requireth penance
long and heavy for her deeds, before returning home.
How long in that same state I lay,
I don't exactly know;
But before I was truly awake,
I had already been placed
Into the car's back row.
'Serves her right' said one 'It was her
Who spoiled my chance to flirt,
With her rude finger she laid out,
The disrespectful squirt.
Amy who does bide by herself
In the world of obscure books,
She loved the bird that hated the man
While we liked his looks.'
The other was your mother's voice,
As firm as legal brief:
Said she, 'Rita! She had penance done,
And can't get no relief.'
Part VI