(the morgandorffer kitchen. Daria is standing next to the oven range facing the camera. She holds an egg)

DARIA: This is your brain.

(She plops the egg in to a pot sitting on the burner.)

DARIA: This is your brain in a pot of boiling water.

(She sets a timer and leaves. The camera fades in and she's back, fishing the egg out of the water.)

DARIA: This is your scalding hot brain in the palm of my hand.

(She smashes the egg on the counter, cracking the shell.)

DARIA: Mmmm……brains……

--NomadX,

12/18/01