The
Awakening
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Synopsis: A teenager girl makes a slight change in her diet—and discovers
that the real world is not.
Author’s Notes: Just popped into my head for the PPMB Iron Chef “Daria’s Little
Helper,” posted in August 2009 by Lorenzo Sauchelli. “I couldn’t help but
wonder,” he wrote, “about a scenario where it’s revealed that Helen and Jake are
drugging Daria, not to have her be ‘more like Quinn’, but to stop her from
being a hooligan. Now, years later in
Acknowledgements: Thanks to Lorenzo Sauchelli. Good one, dude.
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The lasagna that Daria’s mother often made for dinner had
always had a metallic aftertaste, but it wasn’t until Daria was hunting for the
salt very late one Friday night in July (she was finishing off the leftover
pizza in the fridge) that she discovered another salt shaker in the top shelf
of the cabinet behind the drinking glasses that no one ever used. That’s a weird place to put the salt,
she thought, but when she took the shaker and sprinkled its contents on her
pizza slices, she caught a whiff of something that smelled like that lasagna
aftertaste. And that made her wonder.
Five minutes of investigation later, she knew that
whatever was in the second shaker was not salt—not regular salt, anyway, though
it still had a salty flavor. With ferocious speed a number of formerly
unrelated observations came together in her apprehensive mind. She had several
times seen her mother switch salt shakers before seasoning the piece of
microwaved lasagna that she served to Daria. She had also noticed, when she got
into the leftover lasagna on previous Friday nights, that it did not always have
the same odd aftertaste that her lasagna always did at supper. And there was
the time that her younger sister Quinn complained her lasagna tasted odd, and
their mother jumped up and took Quinn’s lasagna away and threw it in the
garbage, then got Quinn a brand new slice. Their mother then asked Daria to
fetch the morning newspaper from the living room. Daria had grumpily complied,
but discovered upon returning to the table that her plate of lasagna—which had
until this point had tasted remarkably good—tasted funny again.
There was but one reasonable conclusion.
It took another five minutes to dump the “salt” (and the
contaminated pizza), refill the shaker with real salt, and careful place it
back in the cabinet shelf behind the unused glasses where she found it. The
shaker still smelled like whatever substance it had formerly contained. Daria
did not know what her mother (and likely her father, too) had been feeding her,
but she didn’t like the idea one bit. She did an Internet search that turned up
nothing useful about metallic aftertastes, but she did find a website on
poisoning that she carefully read, taking notes all the while. She meant to use
the information later in a short story she was writing. It gave her something
to do while her best friend Jane was away at art camp.
Two nights after the salt shaker incident, Daria had
trouble sleeping and found herself awake most of the
night, tossing and turning until she got up and read a book. It was odd that
she did not feel the need for sleep the next day. She was restless at school,
easily distracted by movements in her peripheral vision and little noises that
made her turn her head, looking in puzzlement for the source. On day three,
despite a deep satisfaction at seeing her mother continue to season the lasagna
with the now-harmless second shaker, Daria began to wonder if her mother was
really her mother, or was someone merely acting the part. Her father and sister
looked a little artificial, too, as if they had not carefully rehearsed the
parts they were playing.
It was all clear by the seventh day.
Now Daria could see the ultrawave
towers that sent ectoplasmic data packets flashing down the streets of her
suburb; the enormous Harvesters drifting overhead, casting gargantuan shadows
when they eclipsed the sun; the manlike Synthetiks that maintained the vast
automated concentration camp Daria had once called
Humans from the savage Extremes were captured and
reprocessed into masses of genetic material from which the Cerebral
ova were assembled. The parentless Cerebrals were grown in artificial wombs
until young adulthood, neurologically reprogrammed with false memories of the
past, then introduced into the great paddock of
Daria was a Cerebral, and she had gone rogue. No matter
how hard she tried to act as if nothing in her world had changed, it was only a
matter of time, and very little time at that, before she would be ferreted out,
apprehended, and dematerialized. Her range of options came down to two. One, do
nothing (and be dematerialized). Two, find a way out of
That evening she poisoned her family, stole the SUV, and
ran for it. She had only minutes to get to the limits of the force envelope, so
she took the most direct way there—through front yards and parking lots,
through stop signs and red lights, through crowds of programmed Synthetiks
disguised as pedestrians crossing the streets, through hastily established
checkpoints and roadblocks. With the tires of the SUV shot out and nearly three
dozen Hunter Drones chasing her in police cars and helicopters, she abandoned
her vehicle on a bridge near the town’s outskirts and jumped into the river. It
was the last physical barrier keeping her from the Extremes. She would be
dematerialized if she swam across on the surface and contacted
She drowned.
Her body was picked up by a fisherman in a boat three
miles downstream. It was transferred to an ambulance that drove quietly and at
normal speed, without lights or sirens, to Cedars of Lawndale Hospital, where
it was taken to the autopsy room, examined, and dematerialized. The deactivated
Synthetiks who had been her parents and the dead psi-monitor that had been her
sister were also taken away and dematerialized, and the newspapers came out the
next morning with a sensational story about a teenage girl’s
murder-for-insurance-money plot that went horrifically awry.
Two weeks later, her best friend Jane returned from art
camp, which was actually a set of false memories implanted in her by
neurological reprogramming. She had never actually left her bedroom. The sad
news about her best friend Daria kept her in the doldrums for weeks after the
closed-casket funeral. Her older brother Trent, who shared the house with her,
did his best to keep her fed and cared for even if he couldn’t cheer her.
Even then, in the abyss of her depression, Jane wondered
why Daria would do something so bizarre and so completely out of character for
her. Daria never did anything more violent than mutter sarcastic remarks. Jane
also wondered why the home-delivery pizzas she frequently ordered always had a
strange metallic aftertaste. Her older brother Trent, who always took his
portion of pizza to his bedroom for dinner, had never complained of it. One day
Jane was searching
And that made her wonder.
Original: 9/25/09, 11/1/09
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