Characters
Notable Guest Stars
The following is not meant to be a complete list of guest characters, as that would take forever. Instead, this list highlights the characters that were the most memorable to fans, ones that eventually inspired many fan artists and authors to include one or more of them in thier works. |
Artie |
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Take a nerdy-looking, freckle-faced kid, give him an annoying, high-pitched voice, and throw in enough UFO paranoia to make The X-Files' FBI Agent Mulder look normal, and you'd have Artie, Lawndale's resident conspiracy theorist and weirdest pizza delivery guy. |
Axl |
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Axl runs Axl's Piercing Parlor on Degas Street, in downtown Lawndale. This scruffy-looking British import may not look like much, but he'll put a hole anywhere on your body at any time, provided you're 18 or older (though he's not very diligent on that point). |
Amy & Rita Barksdale |
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Amy and Rita are Helen's sisters and the aunts of Daria and Quinn. Getting along is not the strong suit of the Barksdale sisters; Helen still harbors a lot of bitterness towards Rita for the preferential treatment she received (and still receives) from their parents, while Amy doesn't care much for either one of her constantly competing siblings. In fact, while Amy was growing up, all she could do was provide sarcastic "color commentary" to her sisters' antics... a role that a certain "misery chick" would find very familiar. |
Brooke |
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Brooke first appeared in "Too Cute" (#109) as a Fashion Club hopeful. She started out by sporting a new nose, thanks to plastic surgery from Dr. Shar, and progressed to "full, pouty lips" (thanks to injections of fat from her butt) and a sculpted waistline, all of which sparked a plastic surgery craze (and a case of cuteness envy in Quinn). Her hopes to get herself into the Fashion Club were dashed, however, when her new nose "caved in" and the fat from her upper lip migrated to her bottom lip (making her look like "one of those beer dogs on TV"). |
Claude, Romonica, and General Buck Conroy |
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In the episode "This Year's Model" (#106), Romonica DeGregory and her assistant, Claude, arrived at Lawndale High to recruit potential models for their modeling agency (thanks to a letter from Brittany and with Ms. Li's blessing). Daria saw them for what they were: smarmy, self-important poseurs, and while she probably would've been content to ignore them forever, her dislike of their attempt to draw people (including Quinn) into their sordid world spurred her into action. That action was to anonymously invite General Buck Conroy and his mercenary army-for-hire to the school for their own little recruitment drive, complete with attention from the local news media. It worked: Ms. Li backed off, as did Claude and Romonica, who ended up stuck with the clueless Kevin. |
Ted DeWitt-Clinton |
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Ted DeWitt-Clinton, a student at Lawndale High, is the extreme example of every child who's lived a sheltered lifestyle. He's energetic, enthusiastic, and exceedingly nice, but also very naive and almost completely ignorant of the outside world. (He's never watched television, listened to rock and roll music, eaten pizza or chewed gum, and had been home schooled by his rabidly overprotective parents until he convinced them to let him attend a "normal" school.) |
Erin, Brian, and Luhrman |
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Daria's cousin Erin was seen in "I Don't" (#204), where she was getting married to Brian. Thanks to Helen's ongoing rivalry with Rita, Daria and Quinn ended up being bridesmaids, allowing Daria to witness first-hand the carnage and drunken mayhem that she had predicted from the very beginning (Quinn, alas, was too busy being hit on by the creepy minister). It was at the wedding that Daria met Luhrman, whose terminally depressed outlook and Stephen Wright-esque voice made Daria look positively chipper. (This was Luhrman's only appearance in the series.) |
The Guptys (Lester, Lauren, Tad, and Tricia) |
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You aren't going to find a family that's more nauseatingly nice than the Guptys (pictured on the left). Lester and Lauren decorate their house (both inside and out) with the most creepily cute things they can get, and their children, Tad and Tricia, are the most sickeningly sweet kids you'll ever meet. |
Mrs. Johannsen |
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Mrs. Johannsen, the morbidly obese, mumu-wearing hypoglycemic, first appeared in "Cafe Disaffecto" (#104) when Daria and Jane attempted to raise funds for the coffeehouse. In the midst of trying to buy candy bars, Mrs. Johannsen suffered a hypoglycemic attack and fainted; Daria and Jane refused to sell her the candy, because even her offer of $5.00 a bar wasn't worth killing her with the chocolate. |
Lindy |
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Quinn's friend Lindy was introduced in "Is It College Yet?". Lindy was the hostess at Governor's Park restaurant when Quinn applied for a job (after Helen and Jake went ballistic over a huge credit card bill), and both girls hit it off immediately. Being a college student, Lindy provided Quinn with a taste of what life was like after high school. |
Marianne |
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Marianne is Helen's highly overworked and put-upon aide. In addition to the usual duties of a secretary, Marianne's job also seems to consist of endless amounts of typing, coupled with listening to Helen's rants about her clients, her job, and her life in general. Whatever Marianne's salary is, it's a good bet that she's waaay underpaid for what she has to put up with. |
Monique |
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Monique is Trent's on-again, off-again girlfriend. Very little is known about her, except that she's in a band called the Harpies (but dreams of going solo), she has an affinity for piercings (particularly nose rings), and she and Trent break up and get back together every other week. "Shipper" fanfic authors tend to portray her in a less than flattering light, usually as a villainess that attempts to interfere with the "true love" of Daria and Trent. |
Mystik Spiral (Trent, Jesse, Nick, and Max) |
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The grunge rock band Mystik Spiral is composed of guitarist and vocalist Trent Lane, rhythm guitarist Jesse Moreno, bass guitarist Nicholas Campbell ("Nick"), and drummer Max Tyler (owner of the band's infamous van, "The Tank"). Their dream, like those of every other band, is to make it big, but so far, their fame hasn't extended beyond the Zon, McGrundy's Pub, and the occasional small gig (but at least they aren't a Doors cover band playing brew pubs; no, sir, they're an all-original band playing brew pubs).
View the alter-egos for Jesse Moreno! |
Tommy Sherman |
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Every high school has at least one obnoxious alumni; Tommy Sherman counts as five of 'em. In "The Misery Chick" (#113), we meet the football hero when he returns to the school for a ceremony dedicating a new goalpost in his name. (It's a fitting tribute; when he was playing, he loved the attention of the crowd so much that he insisted on running every touchdown himself. Unfortunately, he'd get so distracted that he'd run right into the goalpost.) |
David Sorenson, Daniel Dotson, and Alison |
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David, Daniel, and Alison were introduced in "Is It Fall Yet?", and though they never appeared in any other episode, each ultimately played an important part in the development of Jane and Quinn's characters. |
The Yeagers (Willow, Coyote, and Ethan) |
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Willow (top right) and Coyote (top left), along with their son Ethan (bottom), were introduced in "That Was Then, This is Dumb" (#205) as old friends of Helen and Jake Morgendorffer. They made no other appearances on the show. |