Melody Powers a.k.a. Daria Morgandorffer Daria locked her door and put a sheet over her window. Then she unplugged her phone. Once she was sure nobody could see or hear her she took out a small phone from her jacket pocket, punched some buttons, and started talking. "What is it," she said into the phone obviously irritated, "I told you never to contact me unless it was an emergency." "J wants to talk to you." said the voice it sounded scared. Daria exploded "Thats all, christ, you could've waited thirty minutes to tell me that, shit now you've got them suspicious." She the went into a long list of insulting and vulger thing and words to yell at the poor unfortunate soul on the other end of the line. When she was done she told the person to put J on the phone. Daria hears a rustling on the end of the phone and it is obvious to her that the person is in a hurry to get off the phone. She sighed, she had that effect on people. A second later a man's voice come onto the phone, it said, "Clam Down..." the voice was going to say more but Daria cut it off. "No I won't fucking calm down. All you had to do was wait thirty fucking minutes that's all and don't even think about asking me to report cause I won't do it." The voice on the line gets so loud that daria worries that somebody might hear it. It said, "YES YOU WILL OR I'LL FUCKING REPORT YOU." Daria sighed and said to the phone clearly, "Christ, ok, fine,here, agent Melody Powers reporting as ordered. There are you happy J?" When J replied Daria noted that his voice seemed more docile. "Now," Daria or Melody said, "tell me why you contacted me." J said, " Melody I've gor good news and bad. The good news is that you've gathered enough information for us to contact the local authorities to aprehend Li and close her drug ring down. In fact you've got enough that no defense lawyer alive could get her off. good job." "What's the bad news?" asked Melody not knowing what to expect from J. "Well Mel, the thing is well I know that I said that after you completed the assignment I'd give you a year to hang out with Jane and Trent and to finish High school finally. But a thing has come up and you team is the only one good enough for it. I mean this thing is big it could lead to war. A rumor is going around that there is a plot to kidnap and kill the Pope. I need you to protect him," Melody now looked like she was going to cry and she couldn't say anything. J knew that this wasn't the time to explain so he said,"I'm sorry Mel..... um, tell the others..... thanks." J hung up and Melody turned off the phone, lay down, and started crying. One hour later and she got up and got ready to go. She walked to the door and puched the doorknob in and the floor dropped out about five feet away from her exposing a stairway. She went down it and got all her clothes, her real clothes, not the ones she had been wearing for the last two years, but the ones she wore while treveling and while on real assignments and not undercover ones. When she had a suitcase full of clothes she got another for her guns. Thirty minutes later she had two suitcases and a duffel bag. She was wearing her faithful boots, a "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it" tee-shirt with a "Misfit" jacket, Misfit was their group name. She also had on some black baggy jeans. Also she was wearing lipstick, eyeshadow, eyeliner, and contacts. She walked up the stairs and pulled the doorknob back out and went to tell the rest of her team that they were being reassigned. When she got to the kitchen everybody was shocked at her apperance. Quinn said, "Daria? Why are you dressed like that?" Melody replied, "Daria's gone. We're being reassingned to Vatacan City. Jill, Dan, hope you've had fun bossing me around and giving me orders but it's over. Angel no more Vice-president of the fashion club you're a misfit again. Everybody go get your clothes. Don't worry about the guns I got them already." Jill(Helen) age 38 and Angel(Quinn) age 19 cheered and ran upstairs, they were mother and daughter and they were so alike it was disturbing. They had both hated this undercover assignment because they had to cover up their natural blonde hair. Melody was glad to have them around but they were still annoying. Furthermore they had only been with the group for four years so they weren't as familiar as Dan, and Melody hated working with unfamiliar people. Dan(Jake) age 40 on the other had had been with her since the beginning of the misfits and even before that. Melody still remembered the day they met like it was yesterday. Melody had been an orphen and had taken up with drug dealers. Since she was only 12 she was given the drugs ands she had to deliver them. She got 100 dollars a delivery and she got to carry a 45 automatic. That day she had 3 pounds of cocain and 1 pound of heroin she had just started and she had 3 more miles to walk. On her way she came upon two guys dressed in suits and black shades. Both had guns pulled and on the other side of those guns were three other guys. Since she only liked fair fights, and this fight was certainly not fair, she decided to help the guys in the suits figuring that they were a kind of drug dealers. She took out her automatic and shot one of the three guys in the knee. He dropped to the ground and his gun went flying. That was all it took the shootout started. Thirty seconds later the two suits were standing up one of him shot in the arm and the three other guys were lying on the ground in pools of their own blood moaning in pain. The two suits went into action. They ran to the three guys on the groun and Melody figured they were going to finish them off and looked away because she didn't like to see the brains blown out of peoples heads. When she didn't hear gunshots she turnd back to see the two suits handcuffing the guys on the ground. THE SUITS WERE COPS!!!! She had 4 pounds of illeagal drugs in a sack and she had just helped out two cops. It was not a good situation. She started backing away but the suits were too fast for her and they got her and took away her gun so that she was helpless. To melony's surprise they didn't kill her or search her. They sat her down on a crate and started asking her some questions like 'why do you have a gun' and 'how did you learn how to shoot so good' stuff like that. By the end of the conversation they had learned all about her and her job. Also she was made an honerary member of the ICIA, which was an international Central Intellagence Agency, in return she had to take down the drug ring she worked for The two men, whose names were J and Dan defended her after she almost killed the dealer in a shootout, they also took her under their wings and tought her all about the ICIA and how to acy. 3 weeks later she was officially a member of the ICIA and the youngest member too. By her 16th birthday she was a vetern and J who was now about 44 was about to retire. Before he did he got promoted to a desk job as the head of the deartment. Dan tayed with her through thisk and thin, even though many newcomers and oldtimers didn't like her because she was young and better that them. The fact that she was sarcastic and cynical probably had something to do with it too. When she was 20 she was givin her own group to stop all of the arguments and fights. Her, Dan, Russel , and her old lover Josh, formed the misfits. Russel and Josh were killed 2 years ago on assignment in Iraq. That's when Jill and ANgel joined the group. Dan had said something bringing her back to the present. "Huh" she said somewhat embarrassed that the wasn't listening to her mentor. "I said," said Dan, "didn't J promise that you could stay for another year?" Mel closed her eyes and said, "I don't want to talk about it OK Dan." "Yeah, sure, fine." said Dan. He respected Mel's privaacy and knew when to back off. He got up and went to pack. 1 hour later Melod was putting the last of the group's things in their cars. Dan was going to drop her off at Lawndal's storage facility to get her car. The car had been specially made for her and she loved it. She also loved that Angel was jealous and envied her car, that was another perk of it. Melody heard a voice, it said, " Hey, who're you and where are the Morgandorffers?" "Fuck." Melody said to herself. She had been hoping to gey going with our goodbyes OR explanations, those things required too much emotion and sometimes got messy. But she had something for that. she turned to Jane and said, "Are you Jane Lane?" Jane nodded. Melody handed Jane a letter and said, "A Daria Morgandorffer told me to give this to you." She handed Jane the letter and jumped into the car and yelled, "Drive.Now" Jane watched the car go and then opened the letter and read it out loud. It said: Dear Jane, The person that gave you this letter was me. My real name isn't Daria Morgandorffer, it's Melody Powers. Daria is just an alais. I am a member of the ICIA. I was sent here t bring down Mrs. LI's drug ring. Temorrow she'll be arrested during school. Say bye to Trent for me. I actually loved him tell him that. ALso if you tell anybody about us I'll have to send someone to kill you and Trent. I love you guys like family but you'de still have to die. Sorry. Love, Melody powers A.K.A Daria Morgandorffer Jane looked at the letter again, dropped it to the ground, and started to cry. She cried for 4 hours. THE END BY JAMES SCANLAN This is all MTV's blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Don't sue me.