RTC Little Sister. by The Unknown. Summary: Flashback to when Trent is five. See his screwed up family. See the way he met Jesse. See where he gets his love of music. And see when Jane was born. Scene 1: Show Trent in the kitchen banging on some pots with a wooden spoon. Penny is in the living room trying to watch T.V. Wind, and SUmmer have already moved out. Penny: Trent! Stop that racket! Trent: Torry. (He walks over to Penny and sits on the couch.) Trent: Wada watching? Penny: A film on animal maulings. Want to watch? Trent: Zzzzz. (He is fast asleep.) Penny: Aww poor tyke. (Amanda Lane walks in with Mr Lane who I decided to name David Lane. Amanda is smiling from ear to ear.) Amanda: Oh we have some wonderful news! David: Wake up yer brother Penny. Penny: Trent wake up. Trent:*yawn* huh wha? Why ya wake me? Amanda: We found out the sex of the baby! Penny:And? Amanda: It's a girl! Trent: Don't want no tupid baby sisther. David: Well Trent there's not much you can do about it. Trent: I go to my room. Amanda: And we also enrolled Trent in kidegarten. He starts tomorrow. Trent: WHA! Scene 2:Show Amanda and Trent at Lawndale Kindergarten class. Amanda: Now you behave Trent. Trent: Don't go mommy. No. Amanda: I have to. I'll be back later. Trent: No. Don't go. NO! MOMMY! WAAAAHH!!!!!!! (We see a shadow come over him. Behind is a rather large boy who looks like the kid bully. Trent turns around, and gives a small yell.) Trent: Ack! Please don't hurt me. I don't have much to give. Please don't beat me up. Boy: Hi. My name's Jesse. Want me to show you around? Trent: Sure. My name's Trent. Jesse: Cool. I'll show you around. (Walking around. Showing Trent things.) This here is Ms Guddy. Trent: Uh huh. Jesse: This boy right here is Nicholas, but we just call him Nick. Trent: Hey Nick. Nick: Hi. Wanna pway bwocks? Jesse: Later. Trent: He seems cool. Jesse: This boy right here on the toy drums is Max. Trent: Hi Max! Jesse: He can't here you. He's only thinking bout those drums. Max: Ba, ba, badabada, ba. Trent: I wanna look in the toy chest. Jesse: Knock yourself out. Not much in dere. Trent: (Rummaging through the toy chest. He pulls out a toy guitar.) OO! Guitar. Me pway. (He starts strumming the guitar loudly for a while.) Jesse:Let me try. Trent: No find your own guitar! Jesse: Gimme! (He and Trent start tugging on it.) Ms Guddy: Trent! Jesse! in the corner now! (Show Trent, and Jesse in seperate corners.) Trent: (Whispering) This is all you fault. Jesse: (Whispering) No it not. Ms Guddy: Trent, Jesse quiet! (Trent and Jesse glare at each other.) Scene 3: Show the kids at the lunch table. Trent, and Jesse are sitting with Max, and Nick. Trent: Ew! What did tuff? Max: I heard it suppose to be slimy eyeballs. Jesse: Na! I heard it tokic wase. IT turn you into a monter. Nick: We mighta well eat it. (Trent takes a bite of the mysteriouse food. He starts turning green.) Jesse: Oh no man. No not dis shirt! No dis is my best one. NO!!!!! Trent: Blaugh. (He throws up on Jesse's shirt.) Ms Guddy: Aww. Let's go change you. Jesse: You owe me a new tirt. Trent: O.K. Scene 4: It's two months later. Trent, and Jesse have become best friends. They play with each other every day after school. They have also befriended Max, and Nick. Amanda has given birth to the baby girl. David is taking Trent to see her. David: NO\ow Trent I want you to say hi to your baby sister Jane. (Trent looks at the baby. She has a small wisp of brown hair. And has dark sea blue eyes. Trent glares at the baby; who in return coos.) Trent: Hate baby Dane. Jane: Ga! Ga! Giggle! Trent: She looks stupid. David: Trent. That's no way to talk about your sister. Trent: Torry. Scene 5: We see a dream sequence of Trent proping a board on baby Jane. Trent: Heh heh heh! Jane: Ga! Ga! (Trent gets on his board, and skates off baby Jane. Back to reality.) Trent: Ha ha ha. Hmm what else? (Show another dream sequence. This time show Trent coloring on the walls. When he hears Amanda coming he places baby Jane in front of the wall, and tosses some crayons at her.) Amanda: Who did this?! Trent: Dane! Amanda: Bad baby! BTR. Scene 6: The Lane's are at the dinner table. They are paying a lot of attention to baby Jane, and ignoring Trent. Amanda: Come on Jane eat your string peas. Jane: Beugh! Trent: So tupid. Pwobaly doesn't know what dat is. Penny: Huh? Trent: Nuttin. Jane: Ga goo! Penny: So how's kindergarden? Trent: (Excited) Oh it's great! I met this boy named Jesse, and we... David: Aw look at Jane there. Jane: Gehehheh goo. (She's drawing something in her food.) Penny: Why if I didn't know any better I'd say that was Trent. Trent: Yeah wight. (He leaves for his room. While the family still coos over Jane.) Scene 7: Show Trent, and Jesse outside at the top of a hill with baby Jane in a basket. Jesse: Are you sure. She kinda cute. Trent: Eeew! You tik. Jesse: O.K so we place the basket on the board, and push her down the hill. Trent: Yep. O.K Dane you go for a ride. Jane: Ga goo gehe! (They push baby Jane down the hill) Jane: Weee! Giggle. Ga hahaha! (As baby Jane is rolling down the hill, a car nearly hits her. Penny is the driver inside. She steps out of the car, and catches baby Jane before she can roll any further.) Penny: Trent! What the hell do you think you're doing? Get in the corner NOW! Scene 8: We see a shot of Trent in the corner. Baby Jane is looking at him in awe. Trent: Go 'way. Jane: Ga ga! Scene 9: Show Trent taping a rather large squirming box shut. Inside is baby Jane. Trent: O.K now we mail you to Canada. (He places the box outside. When the mail man comes he notices the squirming box. He opens it, and finds baby Jane inside. He knocks on the door.) Amanda: Yes? Mailman: Umm is this your's? Amanda: TRENT! IN THE CORNER NOW! Scene 10: Again we see Trent in the corner. Scene 11: We see Penny watching Animal Maulings on tape. Trent is sitting at one end of the couch. Then baby Jane crawls in. (Actually it's that walk fall that Maggie does on the Simpsons.) Jane: Goo? Trent: Go 'way. Penny: Be nice Trent. Jane you want to watch this? Jane: Ga! (She saunters over to Trent.) Trent: No go 'way. Penny I can't see. Penny: Oh Trent I have it on tape. You can watch it later. Trent: Fine! (He stomps to his room.) Scene 12: Show the family around baby Jane; trying to get her to walk. She finally gets up, and walks towards Trent. David: Hey look at her go! Amanda: Over here Jane. Penny: Aw don't go to Amanda come to me. Amanda: Penny.. Penny: Sorry. Trent: Hey yous want to see what I did in school today? David: Not right now. Trent: Oh O.K (He sulks to his room.) Scene 12: We see Trent gathering a lot of his items in a duffel bag; including a teddy bear, a blanket, cookies, juice, legos, a toy guitar, and shades. He walks into baby Jane's room. Trent: I'm running away. Family always pays more attention to you anyway. So if you can't get wost I will. Good bye. Jane: Ga? (She climbs to the top of her crib, and reaches for Trent.) Jane: Twent! Trent: Huh? Jane: Twent! Twent! TwentTwentTwentTwentTwent. Trent: Oh my God you can talk! Mom Dad Penny! Jane spoke. I'm her first word. Amanda: Huh? Trent: I'm her first word. Say it again. Jane: Twent! Penny: Will no wonder. She looks up to you a lot. Trent: Hmm. Jane say Penny. Jane: Benny. Penny: Close enough. Trent: Say daddy. Jane: Daday. Trent: Now say mommy. Jane: Amana. Amanda: No mommy. Jane: Amana! Amanda: Penny.. Penny:What? Trent: O.K now say Jane. Jane: Jane-ey Trent: No just Jane. Jane: Jane-ey Trent: O.K have it your way Janey. Jane: Wuv Twent. All: Awww!! The End. Authors notes: O.K as we can see this is a ripoff of the Simpsons when Lisa was born. Some of the things that we're taken from the Simpsons we're the skating off baby, the wall coloring, the corners, the about to runaway, and the name of the brothers. Also if you notice In the Simpsons version Lisa calls her dad Homer like Bart. In this one Jane calls her mom Amanda. Well that's all I have now till next time. Oh and I also know that a lot of these words were mispelled, but I figure that's how little kids talk.