Flowered by Kero Scene 1 Lawndale High Jane:Daria what do you want to do this weekend? Daria:Lets watch Sick Sad World. Jane:OK but who's house? Daria:Mine Jane:Alright They arrive at Daria's Jake:Hello kiddo and Jen? Jane:It's Jane. Jake:How was school? Jane:It was great until Daria burned down the gym. Jake:What Daria! Daria:She was kidding. Jake:Oh yeah I knew that sike! They walk upstairs. Daria:Careful Jane we don't need him bursting another eye vessel. Jane:Sorry but your Dad is so gullible. You must have alot of fun playing with his mind. Daria:Yes I do but sometimes it gets boring because its to easy just like Quinn's mind. The only semi-challenge is my Mom's mind. Jane:You are so lucky I don't have any minds to fool with, Trent of course is always sleeping and my mon and dad are usually out. Did I ever tell you I love your room? Daria:All the time. Jane:I'm going to do something different today. I feel like snooping around in your room. Do you mind? Daria:No, go ahead but next time I'll sneak around in your room. Jane:Ok that is fair. Daria:Well while you are looking around in my room I'm going to watch t.v. Jane:I think I 'll start in your closet. Oh Daria what a big selection of clothing. Hey what is this? Poetry. Daria:I hope you can handle the content in it. Jane:Wow, you sure seemed mad when you did these. Daria:No I was bored and I decided this room needed my personal touch. Jane:What's under your bed? Daria:What's under yours? Jane: Wow this pizza is an antique. So where is the diary? MM. Cds. Daria:Thats what happen to them. Jane:Hey the Wallflowers, thats kind of soft for you Daria. I would never have guessed it you are a softy. Daria:Well it is good Cd to get my creative juices flowing. Jane:Sure you probably just like the lead singer. Daria:Jakob Dylan? Jane:Yeah thats his name. You know what he kind of reminds me of Trent. Oh I see. Daria:I don't see the similary between Trent and Jakob. Jane:Give me a break Daria. Daria:Well I don't know what you are talking about. Jane:Fine, I don't really feel up to debating now. Let's just watch t.v. Scene 2 Daria's room Jane has left. Radio:We are giving away some prizes. Be the first caller win a prize and we have two prizes to choose from. Ready now answer this easy history question, where was J.F.K. killed? First Caller. First Caller:His back yard. Radio:No 2nd caller. Second Caller:Oval office. Radio:No. Third caller. Third Caller:His wife killed him. Radio:No wrong again. This is simple history. What state? Fourth Caller. Fourth Caller:Washington. Daria:Damnit. I have heard enough I'm calling. Radio:Caller 6. Daria:Hello J.F.k. was killed in Texas. Radio:Congulations. We have to prizes for you. Wallflower tickets or a gift package from Rooms to Go. Daria:My mother would love for me to get the gift package but hell no the Wallflower tickets. Radio:Good choice it includes backstage passes to meet the Wallflowers. How do you feel? Daria:Bored. Radio:You have a great sense of humor. Scene 3 Lane House Daria:Today is my day to sneak around in your room. Jane:Go Ahead I threw out all the good stuff last night. Daria:Geez, thanks Oh yeah I forgot to tell you that I won some tickets to go to a Wallflower concert,next Saturday and I also get to meet them backstage. Jane:How? Daria:I answered a history question? Jane:Cool. Daria:So do you want to go? Jane:Of course why wouldn't I not want to go? Daria:Well yesterday I got the impression you didn't like them. Jane:Well I changed my mind as soon as I saw the drummer. Daria:Mario. Jane:Mario,mm,cool I get to meet him! Daria:Ok well I have to get rid of two more tickets. Jane:I know who we can give them to Trent and Jesse. Daria:But the Wallflowers aren't really their style of music. Jane:I can convice them come and watch. Downstairs Jane:Hey Jesse. Jesse:Hey Trent:Hey Daria. Daria:Hey. Jane:Hey Trent do you and Jesse want to come with me and Daria to a concert? Trent:What concert: Jane:A Wallflowers concert. Trent: I don't know there aren't really our style. Jane:Come on this will get you the second hand experience to see how it is like to hit it big. Trent:How will we do that? Jane:Well,Daria also got backstage passes too. Trent:Well, I guess I'll go what about you, Jesse? Jesse:Sounds cool, maybe we can get some tips. Trent:We don't need tips. Jesse:I want tips. Jane: Ok its set next Saturday. Scene 4 Lane House Jane:Daria did you bring the cd? Daria:Yes. Jane:I have the camera and paper for them to autograph. Daria: You sure are prepared. Jane:I have to be ready when I meet Mario. Jesse:Board the car. Jane:Hey Jesse look at the cd. Jesse:Hey this guy looks like Trent. Jane:That is why Daria likes him. Daria pushes her. Trent:Let me see. Geez I don't know I guess he must be good looking if he looks like me. Right Daria. Daria is embrassed. Jane:I am so exicted Daria do you think I should get a poster or something? Daria:If you have the money fine but promise me you won't act like this anymore after today. Jane:Ok I'll try. Trent:I wonder how the backstage is like. Daydreams: Reporter:Here we are with Trent Lane the leader singer and songwriter for Mystical Spiral. So how is it to be part of one of the coolest bands? Trent:It's great, I always told my friend I had my eyes on the prize. Crowd:Trent, Trent,Trent Yo Trent!!! Jane pushes Trent Jane:Wake up Trent:Sorry I was having a great dream. Jane:Well you almost killed us again. Daydream: Jane:Hey Mario my name is Jane. Mario:That is such a beautiful name. Jane:Thanks. Mario:Will you Marry me? Daria:Jane will you stop daydreaming of Mario. Jane:(Damnitt Jane stop acting like Quinn) Daria:(I wonder what kind of people are going to be there as long as its not Quinn kind of people its ok.) Jane:Trent exit here its time for a pit stop. Come Daria. Go to the bathroom. Daria:I don't have to go to bathroom. Jane:I don't either but I want to leave our mark here. She pulls out a black marker. Daria:I know what to write but I have to go to the men's bathroom. Jane:Daring Daria. Daria:Be a look out.(goes in)Is anyone here I guess not. Daria writes if you want to have a good time call Quinn at 124-8872. Then she wrotes Daria loves _ _ _ _ _ in a bathroom stall. Jane:My turn you be a watch out. Jane draws Ms.Barch with a saying get those little things out of here! Jane:Me and Daria are ready to go. Trent:Wait me and Jesse have to go. Daria:(oh no I hope no one sees that) Jesse:Look Trent!(He shows what Daria wrote) I think Daria likes me. Trent:HaHaHa Sure she does. Scene5:Wallflower concert Daria:They are alot of people here. Trent:Yeah. It's great. Jane:Where do the tickets say to sit. Daria:Front row center. Jane:Wow we are going to get a good look at them. Before we go to our seats I need something. Jesse:What is she getting? Daria:A poster. Jane:Get away girls it is mine! Girl:No I saw it first. Jane:You better shut your mouth or else. She show a fist. Jane:I got what I wanted. They go to their seats Annoucer:Here are the Wallflowers. People scream. Scene 6 after concert Jesse:That was wild. Trent:Now it the backstage that is going to be nuts. Jane:woo Hoo They show their passes to guard Jane:Smile Daria. Jane snaps a picture of Daria Jesse:Psst.Janey I think your friend Daria has a crush on me. Jane:Where did you get that idea? Jesse:I saw it written on a bathroom door. Jane:And it said Daria loves/likes Jesse? Jesse:Well no. Jane:That could be anyone. Jesse:But who else can it be? Jane:(Trent stuipd) Geez I don't know. Jesse:Well tell Daria to look for someone else. Jane: ok Jesse and Trent walk around. Jane:Hey Daria. So why didn't you tell me that you like Jesse? Daria:What are you talking about I don't like him don't you like him? Jane:No, Daria he isn't really my type he's too much like my brother. You know I need someone to flirt around with when you are with Trent. Daria:Oh shut up. Jane:So I have figured out one of the greatest mysteries Daria's lust object.. my brother. Ha Ha Daria:Hey isn't that Mario. Jane:Where? Daria come with me. They walk to Mario. Jane:Hi my name is Jane and this is Daria. Mario:Hi girls How are you? Daria:Fine. Jane:Great, can you sign this poster for me. Mario:Sure what would you like me to write. Jane:To Jane Lane Love Mario Mario:Here you go. Jane:Thanks I'll never forget this. Then she kisses him on the cheek. Jane:Oh wait before I go and look around some more,Daria take a picture of Mario and me. Daria:Smile. Jane:Bye,Mario. Daria:Bye. Mario:Bye Girls. Jane:He was nice. Oh look there is Trent and Jesse. So did you guys meet any of the Wallflowers. Trent:Yeah we met Micheal Ward the guitarist and he gave Jesse some tips. Jesse:No man he gave you tips. Trent:Whatever. Jane:So did you get his autograph. Trent:Yeah He pulls a piece of paper from his pocket. Jane:Now what should we do? Daria:Let's look for Jakob Dylan. Jane:Sure Daria you need to have some fun too. Daria:Oh shut up. Trent:There he is. So Daria what do you think is so great about that guy. Look how everyone is tripping all over themselves to meet him. Daria:He is famous. Fame seems to do weird things to people. Trent:But you seem to be fine. Daria:That is because unlike everyone else I have self control. Trent:Oh Jakob looks exactly like Trent but no earrings, no jewelry, neater clothing and blue eyes. Jane:Hello, My name is Jane, this is Daria, Trent, and Jesse. Jakob:Hey guys so what did you think about the concert? Trent:I would consider it one of the best I have been to considering we got backstage passes. Jakob:I'm glad to hear that. Rami and Greg members of WF:Hey Jake that guy looks like you. Jakob:I guess I can see the similarities. Jane:See Daria. Hey Jakob I told my friend, Daria. That you look like my brother. You and my brother also have something else in common Trent also plays in a band. In a lower voice Jane:And Daria like both of you. Daria pushes her. Jane:Hey. Jakob:So what is the name of the band? Trent:Mystical Spiral. Jakob:That's a cool name. Trent:Thanks. Jakob:So have you guys played any places big? Trent:No, just some little stuff. We are not sell out. Jakob:I would like to hear you guy some time may one of these days. Jane:Can we take some pictures? Jakob:Sure. Jane:First Trent and Jakob. Now Daria go with them. Wait can you take a picture of all of us? Person:sure, smile. Jane:Thanks. Daria:Wait before we go can I have your autograph. Jakob:Sure. Daria:Thanks you are an inspiration to my writing. Jakob:Your welcome bye. Daria:Bye All:Bye Jakob:Hey He taps Daria. Jakob:I think that guy likes you. He points at Trent. Scene 7 Riding back home Jane:This is one of the coolest days ever. So Daria when do you want the pictures. Daria:Whenever thay are done. I can't wait to go home and brag to Quinn. She has never met anyone famous before. Jane:Ha She is a loser. Trent:Thanks for a fun day Daria. Jesse:Yeah this was a cool day. Trent:Next time I'll treat you out. Jane:Oh isn't that nice? Trent:We are at your house. See you later Daria. Daria:Bye Jane, Jesse, Trent. Jane:See you tomorrow. Daria opens the door. Helen:Hi Daria how was the concert? Daria:It was ok. I am tired so I going to my room. Helen:Nite. Daria:Nite. Upstairs Daria:Hey Quinn I met someone famous loser. Quinn:Stop bragging Daria! Slams door in her face. Daria goes to her room closes the door and puts the signed poster on the door and sighs. THE END