Through a
Scooby Darkly
Original text ©2006 The Angst Guy (theangstguy@yahoo.com)
Scooby-Doo
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Synopsis: Daria meets Scooby-Doo! Isn’t that great?
Author’s
Notes: The
events in this story are based on the opening scenes in “Through A
Lens Darkly,” by
Glenn Eichler. TALD is listed as Daria episode #301 at Outpost Daria (http://www.outpost-daria.com/), from
which the original script was taken before it was tinkered with here. The
original version of this story was called, “Daria Meets Scooby-Doo!”
It is assumed that readers are familiar with the characters of the Daria show (and Scooby-Doo’s show), so explanations of who is who are not needed.
Acknowledgements: Special thanks to the
Unknown Fan who sent me what I needed to know about the scenes in “Through a
Lens Darkly.” I am not worthy.
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INT:
Interior scene
EXT:
Exterior scene
1.
EXT: DAYTIME, SUBURBAN STREET IN LAWNDALE
We start the scene in
Lawndale as Daria Morgendorffer (driving the family SUV) gets tips from her
mother, Helen, in the passenger seat. The car moves in fits and starts, weaving
out of its lane occasionally.
2.
INT: DAYTIME, INSIDE OF MORGENDORFFERS’ SUV
Daria is very tense as she
drives. Helen is nervous, but she tries to calm her daughter.
HELEN: All right, Daria, don't start your turn till your front wheels are past the corner. That's it. Now, accelerate as you start to straighten. Good.
Coming out of the curve, Daria sees something to her left, on the opposite side of the street. She swerves the car violently in that direction.
HELEN: Watch out for the dog! Watch out, Daria!
3.
EXT: DAYTIME, SUBURBAN STREET IN LAWNDALE
Scooby-Doo,
walking on the sidewalk, looks up to see the SUV bearing down on him.
SCOOBY-DOO: [eyes huge,
tries to flee in panic] Rook out!
4.
INT: DAYTIME, INSIDE OF MORGENDORFFERS’ SUV
There is a loud thump as the
car hits something. Daria slams on the brakes, and the
tires squeal. Helen looks horrified.
DARIA:
[looks around excitedly] Did I kill him? Did I kill him?
HELEN:
[turns to look behind car, sighs in
relief] Look, honey! He’s okay—sort of.
DARIA:
[mumbles under breath] Damn it.
5.
EXT: DAYTIME, SUBURBAN STREET IN LAWNDALE
Scooby-Doo
is a short distance behind the car, limping. He looks back at the SUV with an
angry expression.
SCOOBY-DOO: [ticked off]
Roo rasshole!
6.
INT: DAYTIME, INSIDE OF MORGENDORFFERS’ SUV
Daria sees Scooby-Doo behind her. She puts the SUV into reverse and floors
the gas, watching over her shoulder.
HELEN:
[screams] Daria!
DARIA:
Don’t worry, Mom. I’ll see if he’s all right.
7.
EXT: DAYTIME, SUBURBAN STREET IN LAWNDALE
SCOOBY-DOO: Rikes!
Scooby-Doo’s
image is blocked out by the SUV slamming into (and running over) him.
8.
INT: DAYTIME, INSIDE OF MORGENDORFFERS’ SUV
The
SUV bounces up and down as it drives over Scooby-Doo
with all four tires.
HELEN:
[shrieks] You
hit that dog again!
DARIA:
[excited but calm] No, I’m sure that
was a manhole cover or something. [throws car into drive
again, mumbles under breath] God, that was close. Almost
missed him.
9.
EXT: DAYTIME, SUBURBAN STREET IN LAWNDALE
SCOOBY-DOO: [on ground, just
in front of car, last gasp] Roh, no!
The
SUV’s tires squeal as it hurls forward again. We cut away.
10.
INT: DAYTIME, INSIDE OF MORGENDORFFERS’ SUV
The car lurches forward,
bouncing again as it runs over Scooby-Doo once more.
HELEN:
[almost hysterical] Daria, you just
hit him a third time! Didn't you see him? Why did you do that?
DARIA:
[checks rear-view mirror] Um, I was
going back to check on him, but my glasses sort of blocked the view. Then I,
uh, sort of forgot where he was. Sorry, Mom.
HELEN:
You ran over that dog because you couldn’t see him in your peripheral vision?
Don’t you think that’s a problem?
DARIA:
Maybe for talking dogs.
HELEN:
[panicked] Oh, my God, you’re right!
He was a talking dog! We could liable for damages if anyone sees that we ran
over him!
DARIA:
Hmmm. Good point. [accelerates, leaving the area quickly]
HELEN:
[calms down, takes a last glance back,
sighs] Well, he was sort of annoying. No
harm done.
DARIA:
[nods agreeably] Would
you mind telling Quinn that I killed him? She likes that show.
They drive away.
Original:
05/20/02, modified 01/20/03, 09/04/06, 10/01/06